Show TH THE KAISER Contributed by J. J LF ALFRED D JACOBSON Oak City There was an old man They called him the Kaiser Than all the tho wide world He tho thought ht he was wiser He h had d a gr great at dream That the tho earth he could rule Did you ever ever hear heat tell tellOf tellOf Of Ot such a d d f f l 1 Six handsome sons This old lel man possessed Ve e make e up de virld Und to h h l 1 vit de rest He needed more land His Empire to spread To plant each each brave son With a crown on his head So he got himself busy Great to train And taxed his s poor pool subjects Their Their pockets pockets t to drain After Arter years ears all was ready Wi With h bull bullets ts and men For the biggest conquest That ever h had d been So he called in the six or a family confab r To decide on which country To the first stab Theres England theres there's France And th theres there's res re's other big Ig game Whose scalps will add glory To Prussia's proud name Theres Italy Russia And United States But Bute e we can an soon Boon peel The wigs from their pates We have spread propaganda To weaken them all Wh When n we strike the first blow y They will crumble and fall That stuff called democracy Will not have a n place Well We'll choke it all out Or well we'll clean clenn up the race They sleep said the Kaiser Now Nor is our chance Up with the bayonet The first will be France They were sneaking through Belgium Belgium Bel- Bel gium glum glumOn On a sly aly cunning trot When up Jumped King ICing Albert And fired a shot ahot That woke all the rest Then France snatched her hor gun And rushed to the tho border To head off ort tho the Hun Johnny Bull came along Full of ot pepper and vim The Cossacks came too And th they y all waded In And dont don't forget Italy Was there in one stride And battles raged fiercely The whole country wide The struggle was desperate But the Hun lIun grew In hope Yet to conquer the world With his and dope But alas Uncle S Sam m Was forced Into the fray In defense of the right the savage array A surprise to the Hun And the end of ot his dream dream- The whole bloomin bottom Fell out of ot the scheme |