Show I Larsen's arse s F Face a V Very e. e R Red Slide Rule Very Vera Potent POrtent I I wish I hadn't hadn t discarded my warm red flannels was the first statement made by Rudy Larsen after his sensational abduction by bythe bythe bythe the Engineers last Friday noon inan inan in inan an exclusive interview granted to the Chronicle Larsen recalled that his kidnappers swarmed into his pretentious pretentious pretentious pre pre- office in in the Union building building building build build- ing like a herd of enraged maniacs maniacs seized and lifted him bodily from his cushioned chair and carried him away en masse to the steps of the historic Park building In describing his hectic ride being ina in ina a prone position on the hard backs of the daring kidnappers the modest modest modest mod mod- est hero here hereof of this little escapade ad admitted admitted ad- ad that he did feel a little seasick sea sea- sick There on the steps of the Park Pant where many a noble roble martyr has died fW his cause the abductors forced the popular president of the local institution to suffer humilian humiliations humiliations humilia humilia- I demanded untold information n and unnumbered concerning They their missing queen en little Bess Bessor Bess- Bess or else True True to to his hia barrister friends until the bitter end President President President dent Larsen Larse Larsen heroic in his Nathan Hale attitude received three lusty from a gigantic rule said that Mr Larson winced considerably considerably considerably con con- but refused to admit that the pain was almost intolerable The swats were capably administered administered adminis adminis- by Charley Charley- Charley Heinz What they missed in in quantity they made up up for in in quality ruefully declared ed Larsen Its things like this that started started started start start- ed the French revolution was the opinion of the staid old gentleman Rudy of course as he vigorously vigorous vigorously vigorous vigorous- ly denied rumors which claimed that this trio of spats recalled his good old freshman days about twenty odd years ago |