Show III II I t I I I i WIT i iI I AND ANDI i I l. l I RUMOR HUMOR I I 1 I t bd i 3 i d Tina This was too good to save for the Humbug A little blond freshman who is seen very often in in the company of ofa a local wrestlers daughter pulled this typical Freshman Trick the theother theother theother other day she was going to take an exam in m a 11 class that she hadn't studied for she prepared two beautiful beautiful beau beau- ponies went to the exam room and answered all the questions questions questions ques ques- nicely then placed the two ponies in in the blue book and handed hand hand- ed it in in she hasn't heard yet Someone was telling me about the fellow who took a good drink before he went In to take an exam and he got the highest in the class We thought it was a pun but we are told that it actually happened hap hap- Pun PunI I call my sweety cooky because hes he's been away fer so long nuts CONTEST U U. S S. S C C. held a contest entitled If you had a million million million mil mil- lion dollars what would you do with it it We dont don't want to copy them so sowell sowell sowell well we'll change it to read If you had hac Two million dollars what would you do with it it Bill Foulger put put the third thin story on the Sigma Nu House Wood Worsley buy buy a carload carload carload car car- load of all day suckers The Behind the Park ParI Smokers Guild in m unison get gel drunk The Winks Crowd invest invest in in a a. soda straw factory I Jeanette Clawson buy buy my way on the stage if I had to Katherine Ritchie Ritch-e buy buy a little black radio for my my bedroom and a little black doggie for formy formy formy my bedroom George Burke start start a fund to see that seams in in women's stockings stockings stockings stock stock- ings are always kept straight Emiline have have a asch sch school l to teach little tittle kiddies t to dance Jennie Craron buy a ranch Bea Call Call go to New York and see a lot of plays Marg l Anson give s give half oi of it to my mother and get a stage education with the rest Blaine Elaine Watts Come Come around at three Marv Bertosh Buy Buy a little yacht and tra travel vel Parry Give Give the theU theU theU U a new gym Bea McCrea Travel to Paris Pans and Italy and study piano piano Dick Barker Travel and study LIFE in m its various phases phases' I Dick Van Winkle Thanks old man man ss J g Claude Stevenson Pass t tf f out Selma Schoenfeld Found a library where boys and girls could study together if they wanted to Lou Peery I refuse to answer an you might incriminate e me me |