Show WINS AND LOSES ARGUMENT Persistent Irishman Bragging of or Lighting Pipe With Last Match I Puts It Out Wi With h. h Oratory Philosophy may be u a a wonderful thing for tor the classroom but there n Irish foreman on the subway w who will tell you in emphatic subway subway- vernacular that It is wasted in construction construction con con- work muses a New York cor cor- j cor-j respondent It was after the din i ner nor pail pall period when time the foreman crammed rammed his Ills little ol old joy box full of ot and reached in his pocket for fora n a match There was none there A Ai canvass of his crew revealed one box of matches the matches the kind that occasionally occasional occasional- ly Iy light There were just seven seven matches In la the box and the time foreman knew that he must get a light or do without his dessert Carefully he shielded th first match with his coat coatas as he struck It fizzled The second failed to give a spark The Time third and fourth were equally futile and the the- fifth and sixth sputtered only long enough to wring forth profane protests from the foreman With excessive care he lie drew the seventh from the the- I box To his delight It blazed up strong I and with a gratified grunt blunt he be lighted I his pipe j jI i iI I was afraid I wasn't going to get gee get the light at all he told his men That all 11 goes to show that persist persist- I ance Is Is ti the thing timing bO boys 8 stick to it is Js IsYou fui h You see if I had got mad and b he gestured with fIt i his pipe to show what he lie meant I wouldn't have been sm smoking k in no now W from the the best little nige In the wo world ld Take it from me boys yS you'll a always s win out if 11 yer follow follow fol fol- follow low me And then while the crew sniggered meanly he put his pipe back In his mouth to discover that It was out i |