Show I Il I IC DOMESTIC C sc SCIENTIST T 1 l W We rt C L IRWIN TOGO AND THE WEAK ENDERS Dear Mr Thero are a vacant place to be obtained for bright Japanese Gen Gon at home of Mrs Mr Jeremia Flag Wave Pa That vacancy are arc where I am lm not now working It surprise me This are how it happen During table breakfast-table last Fryday Hon Mr look from reading news-reading and say with voice Mrs and Mr Wm H. H shall be here tomorrow p. p m. m for tor slight weak-end weak visitation Th They Y are both entirely unwelcome I 1 am sure she sho snob If It we merely asked people we liked there would be no hospitality he rake off We must enjoy Hon company because of his great wealth If It we are aro sufficiently delightful to him maybe he will permit me to cheat him in business You will love his conversational talk For so dull a aman aman aman man he have a most penetrating mind Ho Ile must have to bore me mo so deep she I like his wife wIre less than equally i Togo she say it at toot of ot train Mrs Mr will arrive ar ar- rive in custody of Hon Husband Kindly to hitch down Sarah the horse to fashionable wagon bug-wagon and elope to depot with coachman expression So next day I go to horse garage where Hon Sarah stood eating his oat So I hitched It and made immediate race course to depot where I stood proudly clutching harness with grand th thumbs resembling Newport Toot-toot Toot of Three human personalities eloped from Pull Pull- manly train One were lion Hon appearing full of oC courteous peeve Another Another An An- other was one enlarged gentleman of ot expression Another were a very stretched lady whose nose contained great snobbery amidst eyeglass At ball hallway way of home borne Hon Mrs were with face containing con con- I taming smiles By the cordial of her beh behavior vior you would think she was glad I am so hilarious to see you including your delicious husband she holla with soprano Kissing enjoyed This evening Mrs explain to Mrs we are determined determined determined de de- to give you party dinner-party to include Mrs Mr Washington Whack very charmed people next door Are they related to the Whacks of Tuxedo Mrs Ax cut upI upI upI up I are not acquainted with their geography Mrs Boss Would you not enjoy slight driveway around neighborhood for observe i country and fresh tresh air she alto require at lastly as as her ber voice ceased I freezing I am always fascinated to see how the other 3 Yi lives Mrs shoot up At lastly we arrive up to Cemetery View Country Club for slight tea tea- drunk I 1 await outside nursing Sarah the horse for considerable hour A At lastly both Mrs Ladies Ladles approach outward with accompaniment of ot their hus hue hands who smell quite highball Both look quite iced as we gO gd homeward At lastly was dinner I ceased off of being coachman and became waitress as usual We only small cozy dinner In our ouI excluded set explain Hon Mrs while 6 persons took set down to dinner My room dining-room contains 80 people mostly nobility report Mrs Ax Ax- while eating soup When all foods was finished all aU retreat to parlor room where bridge bridge- gamble was enjoyed till late night At o'clock Mrs call caU Mrs u 4 r 7 1 d tr i 1 I I tV I At Lastly Was Dinner Time I Ceased Off Being Coachman and Became Waitress as Usual Wha k an Ace Mrs Whack reply full tull of scorns All All AU make home go-home agreeing how enjoyment that evening was At while those was glad to go to bed Mr Mrs set in parlor room where I 1 could hear Why do you bring those buffalo kittens to rage aro around nd this neighborhood neighborhood neighbor neighbor- hood lood she ask it One day more and I 1 shall poison polson their foods They must get their fresh tresh air he reprieve Why should they spoil ours she Next morning were church time We have engaged orchestra seats for tor you at church repose Mra Mrs Madam It will be bo great treat What church Is it inquire Hon Methodist say her We never go Methodist say say ay him We Wo are Osteopaths Then you will be pleased to excuse us fire back Hon Mrs with smiling I glum Wo dare not neglect religion for tor those we wo love So Hon depart for Cor church walking together like chorus girls Hon Axwell ers remain in parlor room reading pictures In comical supple ment went Why you ou brought me to this place require she from himI himI himI him I agree he lie snatch back Wo We should have havo more fun tun going to hospital When I hear this repartee I step into room with helpmeet ex ex- ex x- x Weak Enders I say so BO obtain your hats and baggage with immediate quickness and I will snuggle you away awny from h here re they can cnn catch you j What you mean by what you OU say they require I 1 observe how you suffer Therefore I help escape This I sayI say sayI I should admire to go he croach cronch yet c cannot because lIon Hon would feel sad to lose us Your sudden depart off of would grieve them even less I tell Last night they the Included you among buffaloes and mentioned poison while speaking of you Oh Both stand up on their stamping feet teet They rosh upstairs for bag They rosh cosh downstairs with it I go to animal garage for tor hitch down Sarah Pretty church bell chime forth while Mrs Mr return backwards from there They observe their weak end pasts on porch What must What must you carry yourselves away avny Monday require Mrs for sorrow voice Your poor but neat home is no place for tor zoological buffaloes Hon Mr Ax And poisonous food tood might be expensive from high price for tor economical persons Hon Mrs Ax Ar Who told you this that 1 narrate those Togo did say others So thanks she say BO so for sweetness resembling flirtatious snakes 08 Please continue continuo your usefulness Togo by removing my happy company in time to catch the time table I arrive up to porch step porch step accompanied by Sarah the horse When those Weak Enders and other baggage were loaded in lIon Hon Mrs gott Iott spoke furthermore Togo she pronounce when train arrives up hitch Sarah to the depot and continue traveling by rail rall with my dearlo dearie friends who can doubtlessly doubtlessly doubt doubt- lessly afford to 10 o hire you among am among ng their expensive servants So I spanked up Sarah with expression of ot one socking seeking employment where be he is not needed Hoping you are the same A a. a Yours Tours truly HASHIMURA TOGO 1 Copyright by br International Ir Pr 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