Show LOW-DOWNS LOW ON THE UPS HIGHER-UPS An Interview with WOOD WORSLEY By SELMA Hum humbug word Three-word conjugation description description description tion definition and evaluation of Wood Worsley of Utah humor in in the New Yorker manner Wood is is a full length full length portrait of what the typical collegian will wear in in musty pipes and cover- cover worn econ soon books this season plus a sense of humor too subtle to find finda a really appreciative audience in these backwoods though I understand understand understand under under- stand many of his cracks are still stil going the rounds looking for a awell well well earned earned restA rest A very opinionated young man Blondes or brunettes brunettes' I asked Yes he answered fearlessly And with that we arrive at the keynote of his personality personality fear fear Worsley the Lion LionHearted Lion Heart Heart Hearted ed he is known far and wide byall by byall byall all who have come in in contact with the smell of his pipe pipe For surely surely surely sure sure- ly they say anyone who can live in m such constant proximity with witha a pipe like that and still maintain his health and disposition has What What It It Takes And if you still dont don't believe me read me-read read his Assets and Liabilities section in the Prom Humbug To call Wood merely a caustic commentator on Life Life Life-As- As- As She She She-Is Is puts it far far too mildly Puller of Veils from Hidden Evils and Fearless Wager Vager of the Cause of Right Against Might light are honorary titles of my own of which I think highly and hereby I humbly dedicate to Wood Editor Worsley will probably be longest remembered as the Phi Delt chief who put out a Prom Humbug which actually had something to do with the Prom Prom Prom- which speaks highly for his integrity integrity integrity integ integ- rity at any rate Ive I've been told that ever since since Wood started editing the its it's been getting Worsley and Worsley Wor Wor- sley but sley-but but I refuse to be held re responsible responsible responsible re- re for the consequences |