Show SPORTS PORTS SHORTS BY BY- BY PARRY SORENSEN The celluloid tongs fire offered by this department two weeks ago for the best test yarn yam arn about some member member mem memo ber of the basketball team go to Swede Larsen Its It's a classic and Swede has three others to vouch for it It seems that on the recent trip the courtiers took to California California Califor Califor- n nia a group of them decided to take Sake in a show one aft Among Among Among Am Am- ong others in the bunch were Swede and Rex Beckstead champion lady killer who also plays basketball The show was one of these deeply romantic types and it wasn't long until Larsen found Becky squeezing his hand as if he were Rex's favorite favorite favorite favor favor- ite Pi Phi Swede didn't mind that so much uch but when Beckstead started started start start- J ed calling him such names as Beth i Sue Mary etc he be decided to see seethe seethe seethe the rest of the show from the bal cony Sid Kramer husky guard is g giving giving ing Beckstead quite a bit of oiE competition competition competition compe compe- in the matter of attracting the fair fair sex Sid was literally be- be at Bozeman with telephone calls from Montana State eds co-eds wanting dates for a sorority party that night So far weve we've been unable unable unable un un- able to find out how many he ac ac- I I ADD A m IMPOSSIBLE OCCURRENCES OCCURRENCES OCCURRENCES OCCUR OCCUR- Croft and Reeve getting into Harrys Harry's It It was a tough blow to the Redskins Red Red- skins to have such fine as Kramer and Captain Bill BiU Kinner Kinne r on the sidelines during the Logan series series Kinner sprained his ankle practice in in during the week an and d played only half of the first first game e and three minutes of the second Kramer after playing a wonderful game Friday came down with a severe se severe severe se- se vere cold Saturday morning an and d was unable unable-to t r 1 play at play at all all that tha t gh I 7 THINGS WED WE'D LIKE TO Tb KNOW Why KNOW Why President Thom Thomas I holds his football banquet at the Newhouse Hotel and lets the Union Union n on building stand idle That double double defeat at Logan put a serious crimp in Utah's chances chance for capturing the Western division crown However dont don't be surprised to see the Utes knock ocer the Cougars twice this week this week week- I end What with facing virtual elimination from the race in case I I of a double defeat and the return of Kinner and Kramer the Peterson Peterson Peterson Peter Peter- son will be there to do or orde ordie ore die de e OJ on both nights The The Thc present basketball season has been a tough one for players with social ambitions The team has been been out of town on three successive successive successive suc suc- week ends and the Junior Prom comes on a basketball night Yeh but just think of the money they're saving Beckstead is all dated up from the time the season closes doses until the cows cows come home Our personal nomi nominate t for to e perfect basketball team goes to t o the Ogden Boosters Those boys really know the fine points of the game The smalle smallest t member of the team is Captain Johnny Callahan Callahan Callahan Calla- Calla han six-foot six guard Tiny Joe Fortenberry who wh stands a mere six nine and a half is the tallest player play play- er of the bunch Four members played with the famous Wichita Henrys National A. A A. A U. U champs for three years in a row The other other other oth oth- er four came from the West Texas Teachers College weve we've never r heard of it before but it must have e had some basketball team I The Boosters have hae won something something something some some- thing like 35 out of 38 ga games games es thus s far When you consider the vastly different conditions under which h each game was played you can appreciate the feat Strange fors rs different officials and constant t travelling are only a few of the e han handicaps which must be met each h night They recently returned from froma a jaunt to the coast and will leave e shortly for the middle west where e they will barnstorm until the National National National Na Na- A. A A. A U. U tournament at KanI Kansas Kansas Kan Kan- I sas sas City the early part of March They will then go on a tour of the e Hawaiian Islands and the OrientAl Orient Al AI Warden sports editor of the e I Ogden Standard-Examiner Standard is the e manager of the outfit and they are e I I doing a good job of advertising g I this vicinity with their sensational 1 play THE REAL FORGOTTEN MANThe MAN MANThe MANThe N The The senior football player who o applied for an ushering job at the e basketball games Last fall faU fall we we mentioned that Aldo had travelled miles mileson on varsity trips in the past three years Well the other day one of the demon statisticians of the mathematics department went into into in into in- in to a huddle worked out a calculus equation and announced that the blonde adonis had been on 15 varsity varsity varsity var var- sity trips outside the state and on 10 within the borders of Utah Be Bean Bean Bean an athlete and nd se see see the world the world from froma a Pullman car window Did you know That know That there are three members of the basketball squad who never played the game in high school school school-Arlo Arlo Childs Virgil James and Ed Erekson gained their skill in the tho M 11 men ranks Erekson was an church all-church forward Onan Mecham and Alma Erekson I are both married men Fred Mc Me Kenzie wrestled in three separate weight divisions last year year year-he's he's hes a for keeps now Ed Oregon States State's all all- American tackle will visit this campus shortly He and McKenzie were buddies in the navy Shubert Shubert Shu Shu- bert Dyche Montana State State coach was once custodian of the East High gym The Sigma Pis have much stronger team now that Tom Badger is gone This department is running out of did you ou knows so well we'll se see you in two weeks weeks weeks-if if the editor doesn't diM get wise before then |