Show 13 JABS i AND ANDI i ii i I BLABS i iI I I By Hugh C C. Cotterell I Don Juans Juana other other other oth oth- The of something or was recently achieved by Dick er Anderson and Jay Parkinson They held a date contest during which each took out a different girl every night for as many nights as they could get new dates After ten days of this bitter warfare warfare warfare war war- fare they mutually called a truce truces flat broke badly in m in Each ach being need of sleep and rather fed up with the gentler of the species Prose and Worse Little Willie pl playful chub Whacked his daddy with a club Mother splashing in the tub Wondered where she's chuck the dubBy dub By By Paul Badger Political Scene Gussie Gusse says it its it's s a good thing we recognized Russia when we did did I After December it is is doubtful if American will be able abl to recognize recognize recognize nize anything Librarian Libations One of Dorothy Parkers Parker's latest tomes is is not to be found on the shelves of the public libe Jibe I Iwas it was fed to the furnace by the Librarian Li Li- Li branan after being personally sniffed at and shredded page by page after such pleasures nice girls must tear books Famous Last Words We hope You remember me meI I Ive I've ve been here bore Why not have the Thanksgiving day game at 11 a a. a m m. and give everyone everyone everyone ev ev- the whole afternoon for f or getting getting getting get get- ting on the outside of that turkey dinner Several eastern and coast schools have tried it with great success has tried very earnestly to obtain permission to broadcast conference games which is is as it should be Dw Doug las Woodruff eats his lunch w whis with his daughter every day She a attends at- at tends the training school B Bill MacKenzie says it its it's s a fu funny ny woi worM world No one will take your last e cig arette B But t anyone will t take your last dollar Bob Daly received received re- re a a. a long distance call h from Bob Richert Gros at San Jose j just after the lynching down there Gros just had to tell someone h hm here herein herein in m in the village all about bout it io 80 so he picked on Daly at 2 a a. a m m. |