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Show Chatter Box i ' it . lienr Nuy, " Willi the inii'.'illon season In full () blast Ibe Siielely ol Dllch Jilinpets Wbo Didn't Make It Is hard piess-ed piess-ed to luducl the many new em-biyii em-biyii iin-mhets who are ajiplyinj lt tor lull lul Inn. i ephei Sletde hi one of Ihe IH'W I iui I la I is I o juin that a unsl body, j. She went out the ol her lile,hl at I I o'clock eipnpped with lantern and shovel lo brii'.ate Ibe lawn at her home. Ko-n Ihinit'li well supplied sup-plied w i!h ai I II leial hr.ht and a (nil r moon she inanap.etl somehow to s' dive head flisi inlo Ihe dllch and r W HS a hie I o ex I i leal e hei self by r' i: i aspniK a hoard thai was in Ihe ditch ami fhmt to sably. Clde Cndeihlll, eily dad, has v been leading l-lsiplhe too lOUrh. s. Whe l he went out to hilate Ihe l( lawn Ihe olher niKbt he altiied himstdf arrordmp, Ihe latest a wiimI (mm Ihf men's fashion fiont and appealed on the scene diessed ,r in pa amas, hal and white Imiw h lie. Ihll Ullllke epber, he did hot s rany a lantein, hut relied solely j II pon the In I eht in-ss of Ihe moon, lie was walking a hm e; his side-walk, side-walk, which he knew like Ihe in-r in-r side of his meat show rave, and filmed It uis Just as empty, when (, he tame uptui what we t;lils. wlieii s w weie i iimt-', abtuit 7 01 H yeais at'o, called Indian snap, which had the appeiiianee of nice smooth side walk, Clde wnlkei) hiavely on unawuie if the booby ttap he i ns eat ei int. ami t lie next l hint-: he hew he was dripping wet, his hat was ene and his t;r ay hair was cm ft t-i! with Indian mm p so itbat all he needed was to stick st une randies in his hair and he rould have tpme to a ma mj uer n de 'as ti hiit hday rake. I At this Junctute, Clytle lost ln-teiest ln-teiest In U r ifat iiitj the lawn h'hI j f it: hi etl that the worst that could . h a ppen w mi hi he that the water would fdl up n few basements n-hmt; n-hmt; Slik St or hint How, which needed iimp pin k iimvwiiv, and re-! re-! tired to his home fur a bath and new pajamas Next mornme; n kindly neighbor woman returnel his hat that she had found floating down th- diti h. and fe.M.iiitled CItie that at hi npe j he should not bine come home In such n condition, j Alin Lhn, amdher city d;ol, imist haw been ahvent when the I eouri'-il p:i-sed the fire ordmant e. Anwav they duj an ordm- am e tbnt rontaned a nmiiv i "Thmj Shalt Nt.ts" that the ftre depart meat ;is had to ha e it 'printed Into n book no they can remember them. ne of the nrt-i. nrt-i. h-s stated thnt when the fire . tui k appears on the hn:,on no I i 'tie s'.-ill t!rie n rnr within T' i I feet of It. cither In front or in hack ! of the trm k Now m the Mh of : July n d:rt ' t nek was played on the firemen: the siren mounded nnd when n goodly crowd f the stalwarts stal-warts appenred they took off for the supposed Irene of t ho fire. Now appears Alvin nnd his car nnd paces the fire t rij( k to the "f ;re" staying rirM in head of the truck. The firemen nr quite in n ddher : a houl it. hut they should realize (that Alvin Is n pnrntr'-mnn and knows t ho cost of operating n car, and he wns jut trving to get a httle push o as to save pome pas. Wh-n the firemen nppenred nt the alleged fire, wearing rain coats, helmet s, ru bber boot s nnd masks, they were informed that nil that was needed was for them to move vome seats from the hi; h nil to the First ward h n II. Iorn nnd Norn, the Wallace twins, did not display what you could rail filial devotion to their poor old mot her this week. Dorn or Nora Married John Wnlker nnd they hnve been living In Mississippi. Mississip-pi. Thev rnme to Salt Lake with their children nnd met Nora or i Iora who had married Wayne Harris Har-ris nnd planned n surprise visit to their mother. Mrs. Wniora Wallace in Delta. On arriving nt Deltn they found thnt their mother was up town so they decided to confound her hy n rase of mistaken identity. Norn or Dora took L)ora or Nora's husband nnd went up town looking for Mrs. Wallace. (I don't know which pirl went only I do know thnt she took her twin sister's husband hus-band alone ns co-conspirntor, leaving leav-ing the other twin sister nnd the other husband homo tending the kids of the other sister, or vice versa) ( I believe I nm pelting more confused thnn Mrs. Wallace.) Anyway they met Mrs. Wnllnce, who, seeing the husband, assumed it was either Dora or Nora nnd the only way she could be sure wns that Dorn or Norn was Norn or Dora was that she wns with her rightful husband, and greeted her and the "husbnnd" in. a proper nnd filling manner. Now Dorn or Nora Mrs Wnlhico nnd Nora or Dora's f.usltanri Wfiil nlons homo visiting with fru-nds w. ho nssumcd it was I Vira or Nora and oil h or Nora or Dora's husband that thoy wore visit vis-it in with. On nrnvinc homo Mrs. Wallace i was happily surjirisod to sop another an-other son-in-law who was oithor Nora or Dora's husband, and Nora or Dora wont into another room and the other Iora or Nora soon appeared like a rapid change artist, ar-tist, whirh confounded our pood Mrs. Wallace no end to think that she had raised a Rirl (or pirls) who could one minute be in a print and after point; through a door turn around and come out in a suit with shoes nnd accessories to match ; even going so far as to change colors of lipstick. The twins kept up the suberfuge of the "now you see us, now you don't'' for a hour and a half, until by chance they both appeared at once surprising Mrs. Wallace even further. Thnt is one of the hazards that must be met when having twins of identical looks nnd nnture. Mrs. Wallace is nt fault for not hnving rushed them off to the closest circus cir-cus nnd hnd them tntooed on the forehead with the inscription "I am Dora" nnd "I nm Nora". Had she done this she would have saved sav-ed countless times when the friends, schoolmates and acquaintances acquaint-ances of Nora or Dora addressed them with a sort of garbled "Ora" and let it go nt thnt. Then too, think of the peace of mind that would have come to their future husbands to know absolutely that "I nm Nora" and "I am Dora" and not vice versa. There should be a law against having twins, Toots. |
