| Show Books and Things I A book for to redo rede I T me de- de lyte Authors Whose hose Birthdays Fall This Week Veel January 31 Rupert Hughes 1872 February 1 John I-John John Tower lower Frederick Frederick Frederick Fred Fred- erick 1893 Langton II Hughes 1902 Charles B. B Nordhof f 1887 February 2 William 2 Rose Benet Benet Benet Ben- Ben et 1886 Havelock Ellis 1859 James J Joyce 1882 February 3 Gertrude 3 Stein 1874 February 7 Sinclair 7 Sinclair Lewis 1859 Thames Williamson 1894 Walter in the Library who was the well known professor pro pro- I i lessor fessor who came up to the lib desk deskI the other day and asked for the little red boo book I read last term I then theres there's the bright stude who asked the librarian if facsimile facsimile facsimile I mile wrote the declaration of independence independence independence in in- dependence hows how's Bill Stratford's five hour course in the the- Trib coining coining com coming coin coin- ing along when your columnist columnist columnist colum colum- asked a certain librarian if she had any news for the Walter Winchell column she replied we anticipate no blessed events here Horac Horace's Horaces g Odes horse horses oates one tradition Utah does keep dating in the lib tragedy in reserve room librarian accidentally accidentally accidentally ac ac- ac- ac socks a Sig with a window window window win win- dow sticks it was meant for a aBeta aBeta aBeta Beta some something hing ought to be bedone bedone bedone done about the frosh who insists on bringing ing her to the li library j t ten t En there the dumi ed co-ed who thought th the John R. R Par Far statue statue stat I ue looked slightly bent the ether day I Phil Stong wrote the she dialog for forthe forthe forthe the screen play from his State Fair in which Will Vill ill Rogers is costarring costarring costarring co- co starring with J Janet anet Ja Guvnor He has hast t sed part c r his royalties to tc bi IH y his grandfathers grandfather's old farm in Iowa to which he intends to retire and combine writing and hog raising Under His Breath Florence B. B Freedman Only a school teacher could think that was adventure Make believe monsters and outside outside outside out out- side help His enemies didn't have a chance Odysseus huh Crossing the Atlantic in inn a plane alone That was something It happened in New York an old man was sitting on a bench benchin in Central Park when an old lady sat next to him They started to talk He told her all his troubles sickness s loss of money family dif dif- I He was in a bad way She sol sold him her philosophy He lIe should be glad that he was alive Out of her bag she brought a large card Go there she com com- Eddie Cantor George GeorgeJ J Jessel essel lots of people will be there Have a good time And she walked away She left him with an invitation from a theatrical guild to the funeral of William Villiam Morris He went The year book staff of an eastern eastern east- east ern em university is planning a page for the most intelligent women on the campus as well as the most beautiful |