| Show Study Problem Fathomed Break Radio Tubes Advises Writer One day last week the professor sor of a certain class informed his sleepy aud audience ence that according to his his his' statistics 99 44 per cent of University students were totally totally totally total total- ly unversed in the art of studying He neglected to mention any means of bettering the condition but made his original point so very emphatic that I have been worrying about the alarming state of affairs ever since All of is quite unimportant ant and uninteresting except as a background for the statement which is about to follow follow I I have taken upon my slender shoulders the responsibility everyone else has so shamefully shirked and andam andam andam am about to point the way to you and you and even you to a re revival revival revival re- re vival of this lost art and subsequent subsequent subsequent quent A averages averages averages-as as if you cared A Assuming that that- you yo really eally have something to study for this this' is the first and most important requirement requirement requirement require require- ment we shall proceed to the next step namely getting yourself in into into into in- in to the correct frame of mind Now Now first first send the family out so they wont won't be able to annoy you Then break all the radio tubes so that in case you weaken in your resolution there will be no distracting distracting distracting dis dis- dis- dis influences Burn all novels novels novels nov nov- els papers old letters and other reada readable le material for the the same reason After this a good two hours can be ae consumed in calling all friends and casual acquaintances informing informing informing inform inform- ing them how you are spending your evening Make it very emphatic emphatic emphatic em em- that no coaxing on their part can swerve you from your chosen path path and and then cut the telephone wires to be on the safe side Now that the preliminaries are over we can get down to business Wrap the head in cold tow towels ls place the coffee pot the coffee I Ihas has las been boiling all this time time time- pardon the oversight at the right elbow aspirins at the left and books in the middle Drink coffee open top book count pages for to tomorrows tomorrow's tomorrows tomorrow's tomorrows tomorrow's to- to morrows morrow's assignment curse professor professor professor pro pro- fessor heartily curse all professors sors heartily decide you could run the he class better yourself in fact you could probably run the whole University better yourself spend next hour planning your reorganization reorganization reorganization of the school system At the end of this period you will be too tired to study after all and so to bed with every intention of arising early enough on the morrow to study before the 8 20 And so on into on-into into eternity eternity- eternity |
