Show W r 6 Phil pr WHAT A DIFFERENCE If U you are arc among those American adults who hesitantly applaud t the e flag fiac at the movies and remain strangely unemotional when view atthe of at the fleet or of our lighting fighting men are shown you should attend a childrens children's chIldrens chIldren's children's childrens chil chIl- drens dren's movie matinee We did so the other day and the way the kiddies kiddIes kid kid- dIes stamped clapped and shrieked at every view of Old Glory an American warship or an American fighter appeared on the screen wa was good for the soul What's wrong with the grownups grownups grown grown- ups Go into Inlo any movie and observe observe ob oh- serve their feeble response to th the same pictures Its It's ble And a little depressing EXPLAINED An Au inquiry into fatal auto acct acci accidents dents in m a small American town tow n shows that 57 per cent of at the school schoolchildren schoolchildren 1 children have figured in at least one e auto crash and that 28 per cent drive e without licenses Now we know why y all those rural motorcycle cops hide e in the side streets and behind shrub shrub- bery They're afraid to come out in inthe inthe the open CURFEW JINGLES A congressman who has Introduced introduced introduced Intro intro- a bill to require a ten o'clock curfew for all female employees of the government in Washington inthe In Inthe inthe the interest of efficiency puts his idea in verse Early to bed and early to rise Will help your complexion and brighten your eyes It strikes us that this doesn't quite get the point over How about these Promptly at ten leave your skylarking skylarking sky sky- skylarking larking chums Next morning when typing you wont won't be all thumbs Cut out late suppers and scorn syncopation And you wont won't fall asleep while taking dictation Get lots of rest keep your head very clear And your written Dear Sir may not come out Dir Sear Scar e AMERICAN DIALOGUES What time is it War time daylight saving Eastern Eastern Eastern East East- ern standard Chicago or will you take whatever I can give you Then there is the fellow who when asked for the time replied Right or wrong Buy Buy Defense Bonds Bonds- Private Purkey got a letter from froma a friend asking if it the draft dratt board would pass men with bad teeth With bad teeth he exclaimed in reply take you now if it you have gums left left England is rationing soap From now on when two or more people are in one tub they must use the same cake Famous rest last ux words Will you have tivo two lumps rumps or three Mr Henderson Heifer HeUer has bas been reading so much about rationing cards stamps etc that as soon as daylight daylight day day- light saving came In he be went to a bureau and asked for a stamp entitling en en- titling tilling him to the right time Elmer T itchell says he is losing his morale listening to some of the morale builders rs It is this departments department's feeling that behind the Normandie disaster is a great part of the story of ot Americas America's major faults a complete loss of efficiency efficiency ef ef- ef- ef as it was once interpreted an Oh yeah attitude of ot the worker work work- er toward the boss a decline in thoroughness and an almost total eclipse of ot pride in a job well done Ideal combination for the hunch- hunch player of daily doubles as observed the other day at Hialeah Dreamy Eyes and Sizzling Pan Buy Buy Defense Bonds- Bonds No more cans can be used for tor packing dog food tood Now Ima Dodo will begin teaching Fido to eat cat regular regular regular reg- reg ular table food toad We have a swell idea for tor a Dog Show cartoon Hitler and Tojo Tajo standing standing stand- stand ing big in front of a kennel of wolfhounds wolf wolf- hounds and chirping Almost human human hu hu- man arent aren't they S SElmer Elmer Twitchell says he bo Is going to stop drinking the minute min min- minute ute beer begins coming through in hi cardboard containers Under Daylight Saving we seem to be rationing nightlife WANTED Large feather pillow Nin in in I A-I A 1 condition must be reason reason- able Sullivan 27 4 Lansing 6 Spectator Listen ma maybe be you had better give up the whole idea of fancy skating L. L K Morehead says that a girl on duty as a plane spotter In n Morristown Morristown Mor- Mor N N. N J. J excitedly reported to the int interceptor command that two planes and submarine were flying high over her post She bad never neverseen seen a dirigible before |