Show FACULTY OF LEGAL SCHOOL DESCRIBED I 1 IThe The faculty of the law school presents a rich section cross-section of life ranging from the ridiculous to the sublime although they are arc seldom sublime except to themselves and never ridiculous no not even to tome tome tome me They are a group of out-of- out their the ordinary y men who know subject ct and love their work That ought to get me an A or two Dean Le Leary Liked ry Liked more and hated oftener than any man on the campus Practical headed hard-headed a caustic wit vit and a vituperative tongue Has no favorites and Bob Porter is the only man that can polish apples with him Favorite swear word Gol dern it gentlemen gentle gentle- men dont don't you ever get any 1 Is a thing of beauty and anda a joy jor forever foreve when he gets dressed up which he usually is Teaches freshmen only and scares them to death The fhe dirty dog Willis Villis Ritter Ritter-A Ritter A big little man Teaches you more in an hour than the remainder of f the profs do in a week Sympathetic with the seeker seek seek- er of knowledge but impatient with the dumbbell U and the slug slug- gar gard Popular with and highly respected respected respected re re- re- re by al all those with whom he comes in contact Fred Hines Hines Either Either very shy or oran oran oran an frightful snob Minds his business business business busi busi- ness teaches his courses far above his classes classes' heads is both thorough thorough thorough thor thor- ough and vague Is a better man manthan manthan manthan than you would think being the the father of twins Was called the Williston of Stanford I Ladru Jensen Jensen Both Both pugnacious and pedantic Teaches Teach easy courses but does docs a good job His suits never fit and has been seen with a streetcar mans man's hair cut but after all what can you expect on the lousy salaries that they pay pro pro- Is well wen liked personally and bears out th the adage that clothes do not make the man Ham Gardner Gardner Tells Tells dirty d stories stories stories stor stor- ies in class dass but always sends the girls out of the room Has never never been to class on time Rumored to tobe tobe tobe be a candidate for governor Is a politician but despite S is a white man and a pretty goon saw aw yer ver V Would auld like to get ibex tL y lA r a and disorderly with him Henry I Moyle-I Moyle I am the law Has a loud voice and expresses vociferous vociferous vociferous vo vo- opinions rather oftener than the judges like Ladies Ladies' man |