Show UTAH PERSONALITIES t I An Interview with ALDEN GO GOATES AXES I. I By SELMA It was rather a staggering blow I to my vanity to learn with the appearance appearance ap ap- 1 of Tuesdays Tuesday's that my services arc arr not as I fondly imagined indis milts So devastating dev dev- r r stating g was the shock that my S feelings as I sit here now aimlessly aimlessly aimlessly aim aim- lessly poking letters letters letters let let- out on the typewriter n are ares r e those s of mingled trepidation consternation consternation consternation con con- a an and n l d lutter utter deflation inspiration being Alden Goates conspicuous by its absence Lacking any new and scintillating scintillating ing method of approach I am ari forced to begin without more ado to present Mr Alden Goates who Goates-who who needs of course no introduction Alden appeared successively a ale as le lead ead d in the frosh play treasurer of the sophomore class and manager manag r of the opera without causing too much pain Annoyed by this lack of attention he determined to d do something spectacular at his first opportunity Accordingly immedi- immedi I II I a l y upon his app appointment as astor edi edi editor tor of the 33 Alden proceeded proceeded proceeded pro pro- I dramatically to upset all Traditions s sacred to editors editors editors edi edi- tors by having only one contest and one deadline Not-content Not with this publicity y stunt he continued to gratify his desire for recognition tion by f founding founding-a a library of prize prize- winning yearbooks which he has collected zealously zealously begging begging borrowing borrowing bor bor- roYl rowing ng stealing and even resorting resorting resort resort- ing ing fo to the unheard-of unheard extremity of buying Besides this Alden has served on innumerable committees and even lent his talents to the Chronicle Chronicle Chronicle Chron Chron- icle staff before the the usurped first place in hi his interests And speaking of the if if the rest of the book measures up to the sample of art work I saw and Alden modestly assures me it will you wont won't have to wait fifty years to really appreciate this years year's annual theater annual theater tickets orno orno or no theater tickets Youre You're welcome welcome welcome wel wel- come Mr Dir Goates Alden is a Pi Kap looks well in blue has aversions t to nothing in inthe inthe inthe the world but Barb meetings in his office and is partial to Lambdas Lambdas especially blonde ones |