Show S ti fl l f Why Tell It It was teas a very wet night when Jones knocked at the door o of f his friend Watts Hallo exclaimed Watts Tm Im glad to see you Come in I dont don't think 1 I dart dare Jones protested protest protest- ed ed My feet are very dirty That doesn't matter Just keep your boots on While Whilo Iron Is Hot HotI HotI HotI I hear your new lodger is a avery avery avery very impetuous fellow Does everything everything everything ev ev- in the heat of the mo mo- ment Yes its it's his job He is a blacksmith black black- smith The big difference be between human human human hu hu- hu- hu man and vegetable l life e is that in vegetation the tho sap rises rises No Wonder My father lost money on everything everything everything every every- thing my brother makes I What does your brother make Mistakes One Ono Too Many lany Young Alec was watching a ahouse ahouse ahouse house painter at work Presently he asked How many coats of paint do you give a door Two my boy was the reply Then if you give it three thre coats said the lad brightly it i would be an over-coat over No my lad retorted th the painter grimly it would be a waste coat |