Show r r DOWN l lAnd And the smoke of battle clears to find the clawing Cougars of B. B Y U. U finally in the he van of the Western Vestern slope pack paced by Vadal's Vadal's Vadal's Va- Va dals dal's hitherto recumbent but now rampant and raving Redskins ns A And i while the thc Colorado Teachers spoiled a formerly perfect C. C C. C record Wittes Witte's Wyoming Cowboys grabbed the undisputed lead of the Eastern division with a narrow vidor victory over over the supposedly de- de D. D U. U quint Comes through the sports editor a letter from ex-Editor ex Dick Lambourne now at Harvard Said epistle contains a clipping dipping from rom the Los Angeles Angeles Angeles An An- geles Herald discussing a track luminary Art formerly of U. U S. S C c. and now of the Olympic club dub The article article ar ar- tide is reputedly written by Charles Paddock who ho sets forth a rather inclusive indusi claim t that friend Art would have won the national quarter but butor for or innate sportsmanship that forced him to pull up p and let lethis lethis lethis his friend and t teammate mm te Vic Williams race to victory for U. U S. S C. C S The story continues V U a n heavy price for that splendid splendid splendid did act He lost out on the trip to South Africa An unknown athlete from Utah Nate Long for certain political reasons reasons reasons rea rea- sons was named in his place and the gentleman in question though he may be a very fine fino fellow cannot cannot cannot can can- not run fast enough to keep warm as his record proves Fie on you Herr Paddock Though you undoubtedly undoubtedly undoubtedly un un- were at one time the greatest sprinter in the world the native and naive California patriotism patriotism patriotism pa pa- has evidently overcome sense horse-sense and sportsmanship Comparative times were evidently consulted by the South African committee if b Mr Paddock CC We Vc have it on on no less authority authority authority au au- au- au than American All Pes Pcs mist H. H L. L that any student who wh takes r football football seriously seriously seriously ser ser- ser ser- is degraded thereby The editor of or the American Mercury also gets rid of this masterpiece of w wisdom i s d o 0 m quote Undergraduate literary work be atrocious unquote Which means only onTy Men Men- eken has not discovered this column |