Show Campus Spread Miserable Praise Be the Snow Snowflakes flakes Landed Long have I labored under a ado de- de lusion All of my life has been bee spent in darkness groping vainly for a light Aga Again it and antI again havI have hav I thought at last I had found a clue to lead me out of the Cave of Ignorance only to find upon subsequent testing that it was false and to be cast again into int the depths And up until Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tues Tues- day of this week I have remained more or less steadily in the san sane quandary throughout my entire last span emerging span emerging briefly at intervals in- in in intervals intervals only to be cast in again deeper than before Perhaps though before I burden burden burden bur bur- den you further with an account of the inimitable moments end nd revelations in the life of a profound profound profound pro pro- found of perfidious pei piffle fie I might explain the cause of or my despair It all revolves arouni the question of What is the greatest greatest greatest great great- est evil besetting humanity This problem has worried me from the moment of birth and as asI asI asI I said before I have been in the dark most of the time with fla s hi-s of light bursting in upon the void at infrequent intervals My ly first theory advanced at the unusually early age of 60 GO minutes was wa outlined outlined out out- lined in my mr mind with the sharpness sharpness sharp sharp- harp harp- ness and suddenness of a pin pinprick It It was safety pins that were causing all the miseries C of man man- kind This conviction flourished for a time but died out as soon as the one which was pric pricking a rather sensitive portion of my anatomy was removed At the age of 3 spinach was the root t of all evil at 10 it was the boy in la tack lack k of me at school who was a positive genius at tl thinking up ways to tomake tomake tomake make life a hell By the time tinie I had reached hi high h school age it h was the whole race of teachers that ought to be done lone away with When I reached the insignificant stage of at the university true to type I had no particular ticul r ideas on this tins or any other subject This condition of comparative blankness has remained consistently consistent consistent- ly Iy up until Tuesday of this week When I awoke in the morning mornin- there was nothing about th day dayto dayto dayto to indicate it would be any different different differ differ- ent from countless other Tuesdays ues ays through which I have existed The fhe sun had taken its accustomed place in the sky from force of ha habit it when I motivated by the same force fell jell out of bed into the tub into my clothes and onto t the h e estreet street carAs car car As I left the car on Thirteenth East however hoever and began the dail daily trek upwards a faint odor of horses assailed my nostrils this nostrils this became steadily stronger as I In n neared ared the Park building Awl And w with th each step nearer the Truth bec became me steadily more and more mor of if ofa ifa a conviction No more am I assailed assailed as as- l sailed by doubts I know and know for a certainty that horses horses n n o 0 t pins bells spinach final exams exam or OT depressions are the source of Mankind's l misery PS At least thank the weather man was wS with us |