| Show 1 Drammer Given Author Gives Typical Formula Act One Scene A well fur room in a dormitory Walls Valls are arc covered with sky blue wallpaper wallpaper wallpaper wall wall- paper and dozens of banners and pennants bearing bearing- such suggestive mottoes and captions as U of Z University of Un Unicorn corn University University University of Hard Knocks sity Universe of Discourse In addition numerous numerous numerous nu nu- nu- nu placards evidently stolen compete for space with the pen pen- nants These placards are mostly signs of Men l at V Work ork Protected Protected Protected Pro by tho Humane Society Girls Restroom Through a half open window can be seen an ancient ancient ancient an an- Ford bearing dozens of witticisms witticisms wit witticisms wit wit- copied from College Humor Hu Hu- mor At the side of the window stands stands' a desk littered with books papers whisky bottles and wine glasses Among the miscellany stand portraits of four or five girls Tennis rackets baseball bats ice skates skiffs football suits basketballs basketballs basket basket- I balls fencing swords ukuleles and sweaters with letters are strewn about The room is a atypical atypical atypical typical college students student's den Itis It Itis Itis is supposed to epitomize thousands of similar rooms in the universities and colleges of the United States As the curtain rises a group of A students burst excitedly into the room in the typical peppy college I manner They all wear skull caps with the exception of the hero Roger who wears nothing On his head Roger his eyes flashing and striking his hand hand he ho strikes his hand with his fist Fellows weve we've got to beat Termite tomorrow Chorus of approval follows the speech Andrew Webster Let us initiate initiate initiate ate the procedure with a slight amount of internal lubrication Chorus of approval follows the I speech Andrew Bascomb Bunky and the brothers produce flasks from their hip pockets pockets pockets pock pock- ets and fill the wine glasses on the desk Each student holds a glass aloft and they sing the Stein Song Roger does not drink being being being be be- ing the hero but leads the song Roger at finish of the song Fellows weve we've got to work up some I pep pcp to beat Termite tomorrow Chorus of approval follows the speech Outside the window a group of eds co-eds giving the appearance appearance appearance appear appear- 1 ance of a bevy of bathing beauties swarm into int the Ford They all 1 wave at the students within the 1 1 room Roger sees them first and andI springs out of the window The 1 entire group of students see the I Ico co eds co-eds ds and madly scramble out of the room some through the window window window win win- dow some through the door Roger Rog Rog- er climbs behind the steering wheel the students swarm on the car and loaded with the entire crowd it speeds down the street while the students sing a school song Acts Two Three and Four are repetitions of the above with a variation of scenes It is imperative imperative imperative impera impera- tive that Roger save the school from defeat at the hands of Termite Termite Termite Ter Ter- mite that he be captured by unscrupulous unscrupulous unscrupulous un un- scrupulous students who wish to steal his hot mam mamma a and that in inthe inthe inthe the final scene when the unscrupulous unscrupulous unscrupulous lous students have been defeated Roger kiss his hot mamma who is the most beautiful and popular ed co-ed on the campus The play is isto isto isto to be acted with a liberal sprinkling sprinkling sprinkling sprin sprin- kling of wisecracks liquor and college college college col col- col- col lege songs yells and spirit Get the university rah rah rah spirit |
