| Show A Survey of Years Year's Troubles D Do DO Writer Gives Astonishing List of Dribble DONE BY DU DUBS S Another school year nears the end year It started out with the usual Fall fashions with Wes Yes Anderson sitting comfortably comfortably comfortably comfort comfort- ably on what seemed a solid lid But then frosh and soph rivalry became intense and paint rebuked the sanctity in rapid succession of the rostrum the floor of the Park Building basement and the block U on the hill Petty pranksters pencilled vulgar witticisms on the smooth brick walls at the rear of II the Park Building Someone printed deft letters with a lipstick on the office doors and walls waIls Students with automobiles were were eager to park in the exclusive exclusive exclusive i sive faculty parking space or to smoke in forbidden precincts Lockers were pushed over with loud crashes Pieces of chalk I 1 were flung at bespectacled students stu stu- dents dents all all of the childishness of high school days remained seemingly seemingly seemingly seem seem- unchecked The lid blew out from under Wes Yes Anderson when the ineligibility ineligibility ineligibility committee began to tell class officers and athletes athletes- to run along The Barbs furthered the confusion by getting organized Election time found more than the minor misdemeanors of putting campaign thumb tacks in plaster walls in walls in fact election time made University mucky-mucks mucky say that time after time at election time these things hail had been going on and it was time to time to time to time or something Honorary selections throughout the year were consistently booed by those apparently in the know Flaws in the mechanism of the A. A S. S U. U U. U executive council and Beehive Club were pointed out and moaned over Reform and re rephrasing rephrasing rephrasing re- re phrasing was suggested for the Constitution The errors were detected detected detected de de- de- de and corrected Hundreds yea millions of students students students stu stu- dents flunked out the first ter Scandal followed every student student student stu stu- dent function The Prom was robbed Fraternity men were flayed flayed flayed flay flay- ed non-fraternity non men were flay flay- ed Downtown newspapers flayed flayed flayed flay flay- ed Utah for its alleged drunken Military Ball Un University officials flayed publications for printing passY things Publications editors i cut aspiring writers' writers stories Editor Editor Editor Edi Edi- i tor Lambourne of the Chronicle I moaned loudly but discreetly all an year long Lambourne strike that out We even find ourselves moaning It has been a banner year We will return again next year expecting expecting expecting ex ex- nothing but the best Why sure |
