Show WHERES WHERE'S THE HANDBOOK PHOTO t eg FEATURE WRITER PULLS FASTIE FAST IE A freshman student went up on the main floor of the Park building building building build build- ing to vote Wheres your activity activity activity ity card 1 demanded the student official who was handing out the ballots The student searched hastily hastily hastily has has- tily through four pockets then found it in the first pocket he had looked in Wheres your student handbook handbook handbook hand hand- book with your picture in in it asked asked ask ask- ed the official I I haven't got it said the fresh fresh- man Youve got to be identified or you cant can't vote Oh said the frosh How about this 1 and he stuck his Ws thumb in his coat lapel and showed a fraternity pledge button I just why youve you've got to have your student handbook Gwan now no now dont don't bother bothe me Im I'm busy here passing out these bal bal- lots Of course that subtle story may may convey conver no meaning to most of the students but one thing is clear anyway The cannibal chief chic wished wished wished wish wish- ed a few shipwrecked sailors would wash ashore because he needed a adose adose adose dose of salts But hold let us not avoid avoil the issue Always t take ke the issue squarely on the chin This is the idea Stud Students hereafter hereafter hereafter here here- after will be required to cast their votes for A. A S. S U. U U. U officers when registering for the fall faU quarter Campaigning mud slinging ballot stuffing vote miscounting will be eliminated And the best men surely will be elected Y You u buttered buttered buttered but but- your bread now lie in it |