Show ELECTION ETHICS EXPLAINED V c ATHLETES DO COME IN HANDY Astute and conscienceless politicians politicians politicians poli poli- will do the final frenzied dusting of the proverbial Jonathan Wednesday and then all will be becalm becalm calm alm again again again- until next year Eef A Astory Astory Astory story of bygone years is in order Th The A. A S. S U. U U. U student body was holding a a. meeting in the old Assembly hall over in the M 1 building It was one of the more grim occasions when the students must needs haggle over the the raising of f funds for Utah's future welfare The appeal was fervent and dramatic dramatic dramatic dra dra- matic but as appeals are was only sightly convincing The A. A S. S U. U U. U president slight of frame but determined in character offer offer- ed to answer any questions A voice in the audience called out And how much of this money will stick in your pockets Immediately four burly crimson bedecked athletes rushed off the speakers' speakers platform pulled the owner of the voice vo out in the aisle knocked him d down wn jumped all allover allover allover over him stepped on his face and finally dragged him out of the building and tossed him over the hedge in front of the I E. E build build- ing After quiet had been restored restore e ed the president adjusted his spectacles spectacles spectacles spec spec- advanced toward the front of the platform and said Are there any other questions questions questions ques ques- |