| Show 1 E Thi The Latest i In i II I In I II II III I II T Theres There's eres ere's a 1 q quaint aint b belief that th t. t vacations vaca vaca- bOIls were meant for recreation r rest est relaxation Yet the average longshoreman or miner mine would instantly strike if he were wen asked d to o do anywhere n near th the thea a amount of work that the party party- hound does in the course of an ar evening when he thinks hes he's out getting fun This fact alone will wil refute all statements to the effect that the American has no sense 01 of humor He cant can't feel that that hes he's enjoying enjoying en en- himself unless he works himself into such a state state of utter exhaustion that he cant can't cant can't climb up ui from u under der the table He doesn't re reach ch the supreme heights of pleasure pleas pleas- ure until he has made himself completely completely com com- insensible to all stimuli stimuli whatsoever Meanwhile colleges have assumed assumed assum assum- ed a complementary function Instead Instead Instead In In- stead of being educational factories they have become places of convalescence convalescence conva conva- e and recuperation If properly properly properly prop prop- erly used they can furnish gooc good The Dart Dart- season pre training The mouth Here are some of the reasons why students get gray The professor professor professor pro pro- fessor who assigns three outside readings two outlines and throws in background reading for lor the next days day's assignment thinking his his is the only class we are taking The lady professor with the weak vo voice ce The professor who is a cr crank in it his field and tries to make us swallow swallow swallow low his radical ideas The prof who has that annoying habit of inspecting inspecting inspecting in in- the scenery o outside the window while he is lecturing The pedagogue who assigns a class of oi fifty to read a passage in a book of which the library has only one copy The professor who plays to the women in the cl class ss The Theone Theone Theone one who eds thinks thinks eds co-eds are not needed needed need need- ed in his course The comma hound who knows mows that one swallow does not make a summer but believes that one mistake should merit a flunk The professor professor- who thinks hinks none but his ide ideas s are correct Oregon Daily Emer Emerald Emerald ld A rut may be a great simplification tion in that it keeps one from being being being be be- ing worn and fretted by unrestricted ed liberties And it may be made madea a track which will guide one to success It is the rut that one can cann cannot cannot n not t see out of that is to be avoided avoid avoid- ed the rut in which we try to hide Purdue Exponent They all have their admirable qualities these children of foreign birth but the Chinese stand out in my mind above all the rest How homesick he must often be ten thousand miles from home and amI amid a wholly different different different differ differ- ent from his own But he seldom if ever shows this feeling What a struggle he must have with our language so different from his own but I have sometimes listened with my head down to a Chinese student speaking and I could scarcely detect either eithe a faulty Whatever What What- idiom or a 1 foreign accent ever aver l he e undertakes he ho does well He never omits a courtesy or fails him to acknowledge a n favor shown He adjusts himself almost immediately immediately immedi- immedi to our customs and adopts at once nce our conventions I have i almost al- al most never known him hi to violate any my of the tenets of our so called Christian civilization He respects even if he does not believe in our laws aws He sets for us an example of f high i intellectual and moral ideals deals which we might well follow The The Th Daily There is more mor rejoicing in a a newspaper office over one college student in jail than ninety and nine Jailbirds jailbirds who never tried to educato edu edu- cato te themselves It is a peculiar fact act about modem modern metropolitan journalism that a collegian whose irresponsibility gets him in the toils oils of ot the law is worth more and better etter spate spade and bigger and better headlines than the most atrocious crimes of our toughest criminals The The lich 1 Michigan gan Daily For a m man to min nto get ahead in competition com com competition petition with the kind of p people that he must show himself superior superior super super- io to in this age of popular higher education he must be more than a book worm he must h have ve more than muscular abilities he must be bemore bemore bemore more than a social soci l hound and he must have more to his cre credit it than thana a string of activity keys on his watch chain significant of a certain certain tain amount of f leadership and executive executive executive ex ex- ability He must be a combination combination com corn of all these Its It's a foursquare four foursquare four four- square individual that the world wants at the helm of its affairs and anda a 1 sided one person will sooner or later ater lose his balance on the ladder of success and topple before he reaches the top Purdue Purdue ent I The general subject of the position position i tion of of- scholarship in the esteem of students is is' raised anew by an alumnus who sends to the Magazine Maga Magazine zine a list of topics considered in inthe inthe inthe the significant order given below in a publication sponsored by a prominent fraternity which was lately sent to alumni members with intent intent to fo acquaint th them m with what the active delegations were doing for the honor and glory of the so so so- The matters of academic interest interest in in- terest are treated in the following order F Football basketball track tennis tennis ten ten- nis tennis extra swimming soccer outing club musical clubs band dramatics dramatics dra dra- publications matics scholarship ping It might be worse At least scholarship scholarship scholarship scholar scholar- ship noses out the ping But it is nto entirely celar whether this order was adopted because the students students students stu stu- dents felt it to be the order of merit merit merit mer mer- it or because they felt it to be the order in which alumni int interest rest was I u t Dartmouth Alum Alum- Alumni Alum Aluni to be Dartmouth expected ni 1 Magazine 9 T i rT z t I r I f r I I- I II T f I |
