Show Chess Game dame Reveals Brain BrainPower BrainPower Power P oWer of Modern Students Checkmate and Checkmate and if some bubbling bubbling bubbling bub bub- bling F Freshman adds and double check heck Ill I'll rise in my wrath and shoot him But suffice it to say that the single word star started ed a achain achain achain chain of thought than which thero there i is no greater miracle Educators are loud in their preaching that college students should be in school for mental mental men men- tal devel development Some students students students stu stu- dents must take ake these statements statements' at par value Some must even go farther and seem t to b believe lieve that if mental d development cannot be obtained one way w-ay it can another rAnd r. r And everyone that is skeptical should have visited the south end of the main floor of the Park building building building build build- ing Monday at noon There in the window sat two students s intent on their game of chess It is lucky perhaps that the professors of these two students didn't happen along just at that moment or they might have been tempted to add ten pages or so to their assignments just to keep these ambitious students busy All frivolity aside hows how's that for a self inflicted ed compliment I thero there is a hopeful sign in that little incident Those who bemoan that modern youth is going Joing to the dogs because he lacks willingness to think and has no ambitions to anything beyond the foolishness of contemporary women should have b been en present at this little meeting and had their views changed Special caro care would have havo to have been exercised however to prevent these visitors from seeing the on goings-on around the Park fountain or or they would have he hesitated hesitated hesi hesi- I- I at raising their views of the seriousness of modern youth Prohibition Votes Students who wh voted in the tIle straw vote on prohibition for the tho Minnesota Minne Minne- Min Minnesota sota Daily were requested t to check whether they desired Repeal Modification Modification Modification Modi Modi- or Enforcement They were also requested to check whether they were male or female a heavy drinker an occasional drinker or a total abstainer Good Bye Tradition N No 0 Senior Log What's Left of or Time Honored Tradition Wanted Want Want- ed ed-A ed A George Washington to do dot it with his little hatchet for the senior sen sen- senior sen senior cl class ss Traditions Tradition's gone gone to hell Im I'm not saying that Aunt Lucy Lucy Lucy- Im I'm only quoting it Well to quote more more Getting Getting beat beaten for sitting on the blamed thing after four years of tation Well N Northwestern we of the of the University of Utah agree with you Look at our Frosh There here aint no mo mo tion ion Look at the printed foot-printed seal f s sS S Rel Relief Period iod Well well we'll have to relieve the monotony of ot the column and make an attempt to increase our circulation circulation circulation tion by quoting a a. joke from a high school paper Burr Briefs from Burbank California I tell you to notice wl when en the glue boiled over I did It was quarter past eleven Now that has been done we believe believe be be- e. e lieve were we're in worse trouble than ever Barbs to Ele Elect At the Un University of t Colorado the Barbs Barbs' nominated five men men- mento to torun torun torun run in the forthcoming campaigns for tor student officers of that tion They have pledged that t they ey will will will- not join any frat fraternity while they hold office if they should be elected To the unknowing Frosh on this campus who does not know the meaning of D Barb Barb We Ve We will say that all aU Frosh aro are Barbs until after aUer pledge day at least |