Show Prof Makes M kes Experiments Experiment C 3 Male Mate Psychology t I 0 J f I eds Co-eds Confirm Findings Oh fellows Im I'm so elated Beca Because Because Be Be- ca cause se You know that great Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor l who gives those enlightening lectures on Emotional Cause Plus Consequence in Homo Sapiens Sapiens Sapiens Sa Sa- or something which as near as I can make out means simply The Causes and Effects of Certain Emotions on M Man n V Well elI h he promised to make a series series ser ser- ie ies of experiments especially for this Issue of the and oh they're just lovely l vely So interesting and and educational too I just know v you'll adore them Im I'm putting putting putting put put- ting them in just as the dear professor professor professor pro pro- fessor wrote them ON The Susceptibility of Manto Man Manto Manto to Common Flattery SUBJECTS Three average men nd women from our student body METHOD OF PROCEDURE Each experiment was performed on each of the subjects in exactly the same manner and under identical identical identical iden iden- conditions EXPERIMENT NO 1 It All AU instances instances in in- n- n stances in which the f female niale sub- sub placed her hand lightly on the male subjects subject's hand and gazed deeply into his IDS eyes there was was increased increased increased in in- in- in creased metabolism on the male subject and generalized sympathetic sympathetic sympathetic atonia There was a slight reaction in the female also EXPERIMENT No 2 Upon the females saying th the words Y Youre ure ures so s brilliant Dancing with you is like floating and Youre You're so strong and t tall U high blood bloo pressure pres- pres pre pres pressure stick out sure caused the male to o his chest and strangely inflated d dh h his s head head Thereafter the subjects subject became so ornery and cocky that experimentation had to be dropped dropped dropped drop drop- ped until he was brought back to normal by ungentle epithets There was no reaction on the part of the female to similar sentences es except an occasional of the word Blarney or r Applesauce Applesauce Ap EXPERIMENT No 3 Greatest i reaction in the male took to k place when the female whispered esta- esta Youre just just just wonderful wonder wonder- ful In this case there was a secretory hyper-secretory activity of the supernal gland which produced a and a ae of constriction of peripheral arterioles high blood pressure increased increased in increased in- in creased metabolism metabolism and nic dilation of the the- arteries from the stimulation of the sympathetic ic nerves In fact he became so pleased with himself that further tests were impossible And the professor says that we can deduce from all this that it is the most simple thing hing on earth to flatter a- a aman man because originally originally originally origin origin- ally they are so but so-but but I hate to say say conceited He says its it's why if we look at them they think we them them but but if turn turn love we away w were we're re trying to hi hide e our emot emotions ons why if we talk taik to then them they think were we're running after them were we're to tomake tomake and if we dont don't trying make mak them jealous why if we marry them they think we love but em em but if we marry someone else it its it's s f for r spite and why they never never- u like women us if if- we westill Ye still think they're irresistible be- be be because because cause they know know Know KNOW |