Show 6 LIFE a iwah F JOHN H A 6 y gea cje V john henry on getting gettino grip layl aya did you ever put on the gog agles lea and go loy JOY riding with an at tack ol 01 the grip it hae has all sit other forma forms of amusement asbed to a lullaby take it from acle hank ae As a dad bad boy the we grip has every her ther disease flapped to a it bobbing sobbing standstill tandi tand Ull still if ita dollars dollari to pretzel pretzels that the grip erm la Is the bracal est little bug bus that ai as ever chased by a doctor I 1 was at allting tt I 1 n g quietly at home read ig ng on auction bridge rhen hen suddenly I 1 began begin to agneze like russian regiment answering ani roll toll all friend wife was deep in the mya mys eries erles ol 01 latest achievement the rise and fall fail of the hobble kirt but sh he a politely acknowledged with the quaternary customary ay iy y first sneeze then the she trailed along bravely with iab er response ret for ten or fifteen min tee tes but it was no mo use I 1 bad had more dezes la in ray my system than there are in the entire german atlon including principalities pos es sessions baton across the sea and the mu cal ical union john ehe she ventured after a time rou ou are getting a it cold I 1 I 1 in m not getting II 11 J I 1 ralf sniffed fed 1 I ve it now what a mean contemptible little esaure a grip germ must be ab cutely without any of the finer fluer in incas it sneaks into people peoples cy eye mi ma disguised diagula ed SS m an till ordinary cold lent on the lorel like appendicitis r inflammatory rheumatism both ot of hach are brave brays and imless and will alk right tight up to you art kick you on ie e shins big aa eke you are nobody ever knowe knows just what make the grip germs will put on to break to the human but once they st t a foothold in tha epiglottis noth g can remove ham liep inward of dynamite the grip germ hates the idea of ice ce suicide 1 I discovered diB covered shortly after I 1 had leered myself into a condition ot of lie Is blue profanity that a newly med couple of grip germs I 1 had taken notion to build a nest so albere a where on e outskirts of 0 ray eolar solar M aus and ro 0 hours later they hadla bovit I 1 T V A my friends and relatives Rela begin to drop in iren attending the public school my ny medusa isata and every me i school would let out tor for recess duld uld go up ID in the air and bit the aling ng with my lima store before daylight carat all theeo theto grip L alldren i iren had graduated from school d after tearing down the use the whole bunch had bad married d had largo large of thor own on id all hinds hands acre ere out paddling their i nota on my allmen canal 7 nine that marnina morn tn 1 there t have been eighty eight five dill allian horl grip itma a armed mith list loading bevoly all trying to snoot their initiate initials the walla walls of my ray depart it t was aa florce aien tien doctor belser arrived on the ae ne I 1 waa was carrying enough con aled led weapons to lart something eom ething in ileo abe he good old pill pusher jurew hia his s behind the aota put hie his dip net the and took a fall t of my pulse ahl he said after he had bad noted t my tongue looked like a curry a 30 b the tame same to y you ou doc I 1 eald said ah ho he eald said looking fard rard at the SAY therland there and to cut off my ray leg because tho the ins n MII hide tn in my goow dow YOU feel aborting patha in n the near thu the iwo of the cos rollian roll tan inquired flie ho doctor surest thing you know knew I 1 eald said HM you a buzzin aa cj the ear ears and tonta fed sound like 1 I 1 latant laugh 1 I the pana tellar fe e asked 1 it I I 1 a cinch DOS do I 1 wd io 0 o afeei you feel ft roaring in the cornu aa a with a ticking sensation cna atlon in tho h he aked wred right again I 1 whispered do the joints feel eore sore and pinched like a poolroom I 1 he be said High tl does lour our tongue feel rare and high priced like a porterhouse steak at a summer resort exactly Exact lyt do you eel feel a spasmodic fluttering la in the besl hate rate ou a sort of nervous deelta tion in your hunger and does every thing you eat taste like an impossible sandwich made by a shortly baker from disappearing bread and phantom ham abriol enol ijes jea your nerve center tinkle tinkle like a breakfast bell in 96 kitch enless boarding hour I 1 right night against have you a feeling that the giraur have attacked your adame adams apple and that there wont be any core coret I 1 I 1 when you look at the wall paper does your brain do a sort of loop the loop and cause you to meld aces or double pinochle yee yes and 80 kings 1 tool do fra feel a blight slight palpitation of the membrane of the col colorado curado madura and aud ie is there a confuted contused murmur in im your brain brala like the sound of a hard A gaa g meter I 1 youve got me sized good and plen ty doat do you have bays insomnia nightmare load of appetite chills and fever and concealed respiration in the carolina perfecto the idea doel i when you lie on your right tide side do ou have an impulse to turn tum over on your eft left elde side and when you turn over on your left lott aide side do you icel litel an impulse to jump out of bed and throw stories at pollee policeman mant there anything you can mention doc that I 1 haven t got ah ahl said the doctor then that settler it tell me the truth I 1 groaned what ie Is It bubonic pl plague agueT you have something worse you have the grip doctor 1 eleer elser whis gently you eee see I 1 tried hard to mention some symptom abich you have but you had them and ho he trip oh the only la in the horld orld ahl whish h makes a specialty of haing baing every symptom known tu t medical jurisprudence then the doctor got busy with the pencil ng mhd left me MG enough pro pre script ioni to keep the druggist drug glet in pocket money maney throughout the winter then my irlenna and re lathes began to drop in and annoy me ina with suggestions pop barclay barcay eat tat by my bedside and after I 1 bait hao barked lor for him two 00 or three e times te tie decided I 1 had in flam mation of the lungs lung and vj A in latent that I 1 tie a rubber band around my chest and rub myself with gasoline I 1 told pop I 1 had no cesire to become human automobile so 10 he got mad and vent went home dul put before be he got mad road he drank elx bottler oc of beer and befaro bo be rent went hose he invited himself back to dinner then ailep hardy dropped in and ten minutes later he had me making signs for or an undertaker alep comes cumes to the bedside ot of the fit afflicted in the gama restful manner that a auz associates with a log of pine little lie insisted Insi eted upon taking takina my pue and listening to my heart beate but when he attempted to turn my eyelids back to eee see it I 1 had a to ch of the be glanders el andera every get berm in lay my body rose in n rebellion and together ve we chased hep out of the room tbt r ceat sit calamity was teddy pear son on who bad blid an apartment on the flior alre 1 CIL teddy bad had arent the previous 1 night might at a tango party and ever tince since dayl loht he bad had been beat best ing bor a WIndward to vin dward ills HI cargo had bad shifted ana and the seaway was rou rough gh balu elsi in the matle and white v bite scenery aih h the ak bean c some what mussed he groped n kopd across the darkened room and solemnly shook lands hands with me then he eat sat in a chair by the bed elde side and began to ling oft soft ful fellable lulla lable blei to a holdover hold over presently he reached out hie his arm aria and made all the gestures that go with the act of hilling hitting a bell to summon a alter receiving no answer to his thirsty appeal he arose and said aid I 1 ahta 1 Is a beauva club rottenest rotten cst service 1 in this club a limit what it Is e a limit then he hiccoughed ble coughed his bid weary eary way out of the room and I 1 haven t seen him since an hour later uncle louis louts biffen dale had looked me over and conclude ed d I 1 had galloping asthma corn com pressed tonal litts croup and incipient measles lie insisted I 1 that I 1 take three grains of quinine two grains of as asper perine lne rub the back of my neck ft ith benzine soak my ankles in kerosene then a little Ps y b ahl he said and a hot whisky toddy every half halt hour before meale meals it I 1 found it burl hitri to take the toddy le volunteered t nr n r in la every halt hour and help me then hie his wife aunt desila Je sila a blew in with a deduction he she called catnip tea she brought it nil all the way say fron from the la in a thermos bottle so I 1 had bad to drink it or lose a perfectly re spec spectacle table old aunt it tasted like a linoleum cocktail weoul during the rest of the day every friend and relative I 1 have in the world rushed in suggested a sure cure and then rushed out again peaches tried them all on me and I 1 felt like the inside of a medicine chest to make mutters worse I 1 drank some cordial and it chased the catnip tea all over my concourse conco uree than Pea chei being a student of natural history insisted that I 1 take some boarhound I 1 suppose to bite the but it blood will tell so the joined force forces with the and chased tv t r catnip up my family fan lly tree suffering everybody with a different remedy from make snake poison to soothing carup ayi up bat but it cured the grip now all I 1 hare to do Is to curo the medicine |