| Show I II SMALL TALK I IBY BY Bip Hanson AND J. J Jim un C Cayton ayton i if f 1111 III fi The College Man I He sits on a cold hard bench for three hours at a time watching two twenty-two supposedly rational men push gouge and hurl each other about to grab and run with witha a piece of or filled air-filled leather A little little little lit lit- tle later he sits for two hours in ina a crowded room to see ten mentry men try to put a similar piece of leather leather leath- leath leath leath- er through an iron ring on a board At night he puts on a stiff piece of cloth to brace his chin contacts the major part of his anatomy with witha a similar portion of the other sex and moves his feet feet- mechanically on ona ona I Ia a polished floor while other men I pound frantically on a tight membrane membrane membrane mem mem- memI I brane brane or blow furiously into metal metal metal met met- I al pipes If he has shown himself to be particularly and extraordinarily extraordinarily ex- ex vacuous he is invited rather co creed to pay several hundl hundred hundred hun hun- dl dred ed dollars for the privilege of enjoying these pleasures more fre fre- Then also he may leave school for several hours each day dayto to idle his time at house His identity then sinks in a combination combination tion ion of antedated letters Finally after four years of or these lofty pursuits pursuits pursuits pur pur- I suits he may don a long funeral apron put a fry pan on I his lis head and strut past a vapid audience to be handed a roll of I foolscap This paper advertises that I for four years he has paid money I Ito to o sit before effete and frequently I anile individuals and at intervals to parrot back at them with their I own terms He is now a college collegeman I Iman man prepared to serve God and man in an exceptional manner Three Years of a College Career in Relief I myself was was once a ous lad Dr George ThomasI Thomas I believe that the Lord Almighty Almighty Al Al- mighty might mad made art difficult Dr r. r The difference between success and failure is sometimes less than thana a tenth of an inch detract detract detract de de- de- de tract that much from the efficiency efficiency efficiency ency of the org organism ni m. m Therefore may be the difference be between bed i tween success and failure Dr F. F Jerusalem Pack Im not going to discuss religion religion religion reli reli- gion class I know nothing about it none it-none none of us do Prof Levi Edgar Edgar Edgar Ed Ed- gar Young The last time Edgar A. A Guest was in town he stayed at my place Eddie admitted that his syndicated syndicat syndicat- ed stuff was not poetry but simply simply simply sim sim- ply moralizing Dr B. B Roland Lewis Ive been thinking all along my lad that youre you're just a little bit goofy Dean Dean Gibson |
