Show fare for or travel on the florid florida air ship line Is charged according to weight it looks as if it jt it of tat people wo we kno know will 1141 ha to walk after the annual bills are paid the british poet laureate has start ed a campaign tor for pure english it it carries its point many of the top ice lea of the hour will have to be die din cussed in tho the sign language surely the czar of russia Is to a peculiar person lie ile imprisoned two women for singing an antheil if it had been the baboon baby dance we could understand hie his action it Is claimed that the foolproof flying machine has ban men been invented it will be joyful ne news a to about over the universe if anything fool proof has been devised by human ingenuity duluth has caught a wireless mes mae age sage from calcutta 9 miles away they will have to stop their wireless relesa wt messages running runn lne around that way if it they dont wish them caught by out elders since the weather bureau has coined the word smog to describe mingled smoke and tog one might be justified in calling the local variety of snow snoot I 1 as combining snow and soot chicago new news with only five per cent of the population of the globe the united states has 69 per cent of the telephones bonis with such much a supply there Is reason tor for surprise at the tact fact that the line lines are busy so often it h has been discovered by a parta parts physician that injections of rogar bring about the revival of people who are an in danger of dying of heart fallum however almost anything that pm pr tents vents death Is to sweet thore there baa has been a ap noticeable ll 11 ceable slum slump 1 in billy silly effervescence 0 ot childish vi wit t but it la to reported that men who ho an old enough to have wisdom teeth con dinue to sing hall flail hail the gauge canal I 1 all here A russian has built on an aeroplane 01 which weighs three tons and wilt will hare have sleeping accommodations for twenty passengers no difficulty baa has aa as yet been experienced by people who wish to make reservations science hae has taken up our domestic troubles electricity is to be applied to the american hen ben eo so that all one will bare hive to do Is to presa press a button and get an egg the ck tk will come came when the bill cornea comes lo 10 t J it is s now possible to step an aeroplane high in the empyrean and alight safely on the ground thanks to a kind of life preserver that only a few months ago waa was declared to be impossible and generally useless A new rule of the war department denies to army offic officer erm the privilege of discussing debatable matters it la is understood that army officers who are stationed in baroff far oaf eslanda may continue to sing home sweet home those who fear tornadoes can take tak comfort it hae has been determined ed ly and that 4 the chances of a from A it tornado eren even in the belt oae sl of one per co cent uLIn in 1 century the sum urn of has beba ab nb scribed by sir richard luca lucas tooth of ot london for or the 0 of acting out at an antarctic expedition k sir air lucas li Is muy many times a mil 11 there ta in no nam to suppose UM yel he b may have baula oc ot awe f thee IN he can chew chow Z |