Show Betas Conquer Co quer New Worlds t J Cg Eg tl Start Playing The Market The people of the Beta Theta TheU Pi fraternity searching for newer and better worlds to conquer have entered the sacred portals of Wall Wallstreet Wallstreet street and are delving into that most fascinating and profitable pastime of playing the market Rumor has it that Dr Hugh L Le LeGrande LeGrande Grande Gudmundsen world famous inventor of service brakes for elevators elevators ele ele elevators was seen to enter the Beta Bet house one one afternoon last week with his attorneys for a v very ry secret consultation consultation consultation con con- with the boys In fact it was so secret that they would di divulge divulge di di- nothing concerning the From our special under cover men we wc learned that the stock in question was Elevator Preferred which is listed at Bunn and Dad- Dad streets street's for par value and that the Doctor was giving the boys an inside control of the h stock before incorporating by letting letting letting let let- ting it out in small blocks of one- one one hundred and thirty-fourths thirty of ofa a share nine Forty per cent of the entire stock is controlled by Count Coun De of Russia His share was purchased at the market price for forone forone forone one and one-half one o octillion and nine cents This fabulous sum of money was drawn on the Sand Bank of the Sahara for payment pay payment pay payment ment which was made immedi immedi- The heaviest investors at the Beta BeL house were Lifeless Lund who signed on the dotted line for five million dollars in order to gain a controlling interest in the firm Kimball and Joe Carr Toms Tom's Brother who each invested a cool million Dr G. G Kirkman and Gunnell Gun- Gun nell who each ach got took took for eighteen eighteen eighteen teen dollars and thirty nine cents According to a statement made by the notorious I mean famous inventor this lil IiI contraption works equally well on freight elevators electric elevators or grain elevators elevators eleva eleva- tors and is bound to revolutionize the inside of a college according accordingly ly religiously and industrially and that this great revolt will take place eventually if not soon |