Show kin hubbard essays ADVERTIS IN dy by KIN HUDDARD HUBBARD one al 0 th most enjoyable an inter estin features of A nes newspaper paper or mag idzine these days Is th advertisements ve we never used t read th ads NN e bf lieveld hoy they were jest cunnin 13 worded enarce t separate th gullible from ther money so wo we jest skimmed over em but of late years business announcements have been so antrae dively illustrated an corded an dis played that even th most exclusive highbrows dont don t feel above readi nein nem modern advertisements are works of way ther interesting inte an entertaining in an instructive they re mind ua us of 0 our needs they call t mind th fact that our foes toes are out that were we re gittin bald or ueail a tonic or a new now overcoat over cont th ole atme merchant prince used t fume an fret an nna putter sputter on an finally write a little stingy ad on a piece a 0 wr ardin paper callin attention t th arrival of a fresh bale balo 0 calico or a kit a 0 white 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are all exploited in such a highly artistic manner that I 1 h average reader forgets all about th tit stories what could bo be more eloquent than th un nd ad wh wherein erelli ft a whole well founded family ie is dhori created about a library table in th soft me mel low glow 0 an un bdate lamp father mother aertrude robert I ihrl an little toots all dressed in union sutta suits lest jest liko like they had started t eo go t bed an tin then suddenly decided t return I 1 th livin room an read a little while longer this Is an ago when wo all 11 depend on publicity an a profits by kemptn out a 0 th public eye but th crook protected by adams service professor alex tansey on naming the offspring by KIN HUDDARD HUBBARD professor alex cnney addressed addre aed th mothers club yesterday at th cast a 0 th saw mill takla for his subject rho namin 0 th offspring th pro arose th rame prince albert bo he graduated la in at ann arbor la in 1983 an shone liko like a wounded tar pon pan floundering 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trouble wit la to that your daughter la Is list t change it t edythe when hen eho she bradu ates we bavo have thousands 0 john smiths smithe but no mother baa has yet hal th nerve t perpetuate th memory a pocahontas Pocahont ae th brave indian maiden malden that saved th bacon 0 th W intrepid 1 41 r J whom I 1 see simpson grant bud bein dragged t jall for Ste alln ham I 1 am at on reminded a th capture a ft donelson or th bril biant a inka in 1962 explorer aid said th professor now browin easier an gittin hie bin subject well in hand 0 th bitter disappointment 1 that watt tb th child firmed gole shell she 11 need all tb th qualifications in a it th human category t aulde her ber back ai adv ly tb th anage snags an shoals that ira im peril tb th boyster a down life n stream tre ain here tb th professor Prot eor recounted man failures awong ha his early acquaintance who had faller in lifes feverish battle burdened by names that only embar em names that magnified magol magni flod fiod 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