Show 11 1 1 I U-TALKIES U IM I L I 5 M 1 I II I 1 III 1 the rush Why are aie you all out of breadth 1 Ive just been running ng from g gym Oh you been his girl too 1 In 1918 they called calIe l it the battle of the Argonne Forest but now its it's only mily regis registration r tion day Spring is here You are cordially cordially cordially cor cor- invited to inspect our complete com complete complete com com- lin line of water-covered water side side- walks Look up and sec see only about 50 per cent smoke in the he air fill your lungs with throbbing joy let your heart burst burst think of the eye-bursting eye pathos of it all and say Spring is here Spring is here Not an Once m more rc our our no noble l U gleams on th the breast of or Mother Iother Wasatch Spring Spring- is here Not hu hu- hu mo mor If the weather man advertised Call Crill at your our earliest possible convenience and inspect t our complete complete com com- line of grass and flowers Also Also Also Al Al- so imported leaf gowns gowns' for trees direct from rom near Paris Thermometers are g going ing up but we still have a small amount of snow snow and i ice e. e Sp Special cial rates rales h one half lf off Spring and s summer limited j Spring is here but she isn't able to ke keep p Grandpa Winter from making yh pie Over the radio the other night I heard a Kappa Chi singing g. g Wake Up Wake upI dont don't understand understand understand un un- un- un why she said what she did f With her voice the words were were unnecessary Y Yes cs youre you're phoning to your sister sister sister sis sis- sis sis- ter all right Yes I suppose you are going to the library Well my library still loves me I 1 found out outlast outlast outlast last night This Weeks Week's Sob Story To H. H S. S First act Senior civil engineer announces to fraters that he is to tobe tobe tobe be married after graduation next June Second act net Above bove mentioned eccentric eccentric eccentric ec ec- ec- ec centric chara character ter enters the hangout hangout hangout hang hang- out after midnight to find house housein in darkness except for light of two candles on the mantle one on each side of his largest and latest photograph photograph photograph pho pho- which is partially covered by black velvet drapes Two beer mugs stand upside down and a row of carpet tacks guards the front of the picture Sobbing snicker is heard in the next room Moral If youre you're going to get married that's your funeral Darn that law student anyway And that engineer It was as utterly humiliating for this writer to be locked in the clothes clos closet closest t for fifteen fifteen fifteen teen minutes Saturday night Yes I 1 know its it's a Packard but my c car r is just twice as long What kind of a car have you m mO anyway ay O Oh mines mine's a no 5 Douglas Wood suggests that th the student who misappropriated his fountain pen will kindly use it with care before returning it to him Stan Sharp would still appreciate appreciate appreciate ap ap- ap- ap his green pencil pencil pencil pen pen- cil that s someone meone found in the gym Friday Virginia White tells us that the person who is using her fountain pen a black one with gold stripes will win kindly l return same and call for the reward e vard offered If a fellow a trip S Saturday night to the 1 Green Dragon if a girl a stick of chewing gum I u h e jok of aW k Phil hil Kahler Kahler Lets Let's play house Miss Merryman Oh but th that's ts t's such a k kids kids' ds' ds game game Phil Oh no not the way I 1 pl play y it I 1 |