Show L D IT what a the use of being beine mean what a the ue use ot of growling what the uie use of cinc being seen ml kit the ilia time a scowling meanness li Is the sorest trait any man can cherish in iti its aa air of hate hats blooms of friendship perish being mean why once lou ou start it keep growing stronger tr eating right into your heart there to tay stay the longer from your lip tip it driven the smiles mile brorn krom your aex the ov Il obling you of laughter while it Is woree worse than blindness 11 mean blean men never have a friend never get affection lor the mean men alway always send nato in each direction Gol liness Is in just ut above the fair trait of cleanness cleanne ee deviltry to I 1 fash fashioner ionel of one thing more than rheanne rne anne what a the good of bring beant what a the goo gool I 1 of sneering what is the uee use being een seen at your fellow fellows jeering izands are alay alays welco welcoming nitriC the fair and erene serene manno one know known a meaner thing thine than thin a downright mean man mince pie again just as a one day in early spring you walked down the road and all of a sudden a breeze scampered along and brought with it a of early blossoms bloB go did you yesterday walk down street and suddenly stop top and smile 11 to yourself for from some un seen spot there came to you the teas ing tantalizing spicy odor of hot mince pie there be many waya ways of knowing when one season goes out and another comes in but when the aroma of tot mince pie gets tangled up with the rare october atmosphere then we know that fall ie Is hero and winter Is getting on ita its snowshoes nobody knows who first made mince pie nor under what circum stances it was invented it baa has been claimed that it camo to some one in a dream but that will not eland stand rea boning it brings ita its awu dreams got up the 1 minco pie pi wan was a beneti clor of humanity and you may bet all you like that be bg or abe she did not concoct any measly little all C dried raut and mystery affair such as the restaurant waiter skids across the counter to you somo some people crit idle man minco mince pie because they never have eaten the right kind anybody who hag has tried to eat the thing of paste board cruet crust and hash inside does not know what real mince fie die ie Is real minco pie te is as beautiful and to to the eyes and to the senses IB as are the gorgeous gorge ou red and gold gid leaves 1 upon the trees as the incense ot of the mo distant burning dead leaves as the pearly bazo haze of the dawn and the flame of the sunset in hie scia IOU ou dut but when it ft Is I 1 flavored with furni furill lure ture pollen polish and hid in papier macho mache it Is I 1 a fraud and a delusion delu alon and whoever makes that kind of pie ought to bavo havo to eat it or go to jail A page of history HIt tory no for the third time nol no it wae was col julius ceesar of rome I 1 who spoke lie waa was addressing a young man who bad had on rainy day toga and held a crown in to hl hi 4 hand 1 I will III not accept that crown I 1 t tb throng broke out la in cheers colonel caesar continued I 1 a IL ell sit and seven and you know ray my eize size la Is seven and one half I 1 should say I 1 wont accept it if and ho he dithered gi hie big toga him and strode up the applan way ay toward beatus Boo zenus place Sarta sarcasm sm the card which the rnald maid banded handed to he the witty soubrette read I 1 aldebaran smith gracious exclaimed the witty soubrette jou brette they roust must hae named him after a couple of sleeping care cars laid for and done dome for bobbs dobbs I 1 see the egg trust has ladled aled 1 1 dobbe dobbs oh yes yet the hon hens were laying laring for it right along 1 |