Show IIII 1111 1111 1111 II lri i HOOTS I By lly Hissel f 1111 1111 1111 IIII III III I 1111 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Today's hooting will be Merely l of I a up mix-up pros material meted out outto outto outto to our madding mass of maturing mammals including the meak of mien and the masterful to be mouthed as n a mellifluent mellifluent mel mel- morsel or mi mingled with the muss mss and mire and mopped up Which is just just like like the Sunday Sc School ool s song song ng book says Give to the world the best bes you ou have nn and the best will come back to to toyo yo you if you promise to tp pay up in full in ten installments plus G 6 j per cent interest Being a as how column colleague in college Corpse has admitted plagiarism on his p part pait lt wishes to uphold the Cougher's stand by merely stating that every reader of a c column lumn secretly se secretly secretly se- se or openly accuses the columnist columnist columnist col col- of p plagiarism the accusation accusation accusation tion being one of our great American American Am Am- habits So why shouldn't Brother Corpse snitch a bit of someone else's sewing once in awhile a t awhile while as others snitch from him as others snitch from the those who snitched from Brother Corpse The columnist must murt never never nev nev- er never fail his k Meanwhile Joe Vincent and the Delta Eps Ep's are arc making things hum over a at the House To Be on rust South Good old Joe Cuthbert the sleeve while snickers 4 To mention a sorority brings another another another an an- other fleeting thought to mind How can sororities keep in internal internal internal in- in peace among the sisters when the insists upon i having a beauty contest l' l Separate them Cuthbert Cuthbert Cuthbert Cuth Cuth- bert they'll be a maimin sonic sonie- one Dame Fashion says a a middle western authority has decreed that women's clothes are their sentiments sentiments senti senti- ments expressed in fabrics She also insists that fewer clothes be used for formal wear Upon observation observation observation ob ob- opines that women women wo wo- men are arc becoming less and less sen sentimental and more andy more formalistic 1 Authorities also agree that King George is England's most elegant dresser and is thus very popular He has his trousers pressed at It the sides President Coolidge presses his pants at the front and rear As a a. a gentle tip to the distinguished distinguish distinguish- ed Mr Coolidge Coolidge he he ought to take sides with the extinguished Hon George Another news report states that thata a Scottish peer has worn the same pair of kilts for thirty years has always thought the Scottish ancestry dates back to where Cuthbert Ah yes ancient ancient ancient an an- Palestine Second Childhood Oh Ive I've never been in that stage argued the tired businessman business man as his wife accused him of stepping out with young youn girls gills in his second od Of course not she replied the doorman doormann wouldn't let you but you didn't mind waiting by the door HOW HOY TO STUDY By Cuthbert K Kuhn Juhn Shadow Urged upon him by br the sight of a sign in the library First make a tour of the country country country coun coun- try collecting Do Not Disturb signs at every hostelry Then return re- re return return re re- turn to Salt Lake with a special rack upon which you hang all the signs sig Place rack behind chair in library where you WOULD study Second go home to a quiet place and study Cuthberts Cuthbert's Why shouldn't mens men's socks be crestfallen 1 r They never get any support An exam in Psychology is isone isone isone one case casc where the spirit is willing and 1 the he flesh weak and where the flesh is s willing am and the spirit weak The height of conceit is to believe believe be believe be- be lieve that that- you haven't halitosis At this moment let Jet intervene intervene inter inter- intervene vene with the remark that if the whole United States senate can take two da days days' s' s time out to discuss I where the Salt La Lake e postoffice will willbe willi I be he erected then Salt Lake is a I mighty important place or else l I Senator King or Senator Smoot own some equities in the property I round about Fourth South and Main streets I 1 Cuthbert and and- are both pretty tired now so they guess they'll go to school now and sleep it off But not in the library |