Show I 1111 1 11 rc COFFIN c COUGHS by Corpse 1 II Its It's the of something o or r other to be born with the soul of a a. college man and th the instincts instincts' of f a gentleman The clash between these two antagonistic forc forces s is mo most t in evidence while riding the street car There should really be a law a-law law against having a a. T. T U. U S. S Tired University Student relinquish his nice warm vann seat t to s some me big strapping strapping strapping strap strap- ping ed co-ed who gets all of the breaks anyway r My sole remaining ambition isto is isto isto to be seated in a comfortable chair in a warm room with an enormous bottle of G Gordon water by my side I j I and have a pile of Saturday Evening Evening Even Even- ing Posts with every installment of a continued story in them with nothing to do but read read and and drink I noticed a feature in one of the down town papers playing up the astounding fact that a former college college col col- lege ed co-ed is entering her second season of semi s. s She's not so different from ot other ofner er co We will take t. timeout time timeout timeout out at this point only long enough to insert the announcement that likker is of no no use in dispersing It the flu not flu not that we had the flu or the likker either We got the tIe information from a reliable source In a recent issue of th the Nation a writer discusses the evils of our modern modem educational system and that we have instead a two college system a College for Gentlemen and a College for Students This s sis is certainly a a subtle manner in which to forbid about ninety percent per percent percent cent of the present college men from atten attending g school Princeton students have b been en requested re requested re- re quested to stop hooking rides on automobiles Northwestern students students students stu stu- dents have been told to stop betting betting betting bet bet- ting on intercollegiate athletics contests contests con con- tests Utah m men cant can't smoke on the campus Harvard men are expelled expelled ex ex- for drinking Washington and Jefferson are expelled expelled ex ex- expelled ex- ex if they get married married- Say what in the h h- h to we come to college col col- ollege ol- ol lege for anyway If all the money spent on dates in a year by college men was to be given back to them they them they would probably spend it for dates |