Show Armstrong Proves Versatile Dad J J Doa J J Dad J Daa J JIs Is Both Coach and Bouncer Coach Ike Armstrong need never worry vorry about having a job for many years to come There are ar two reasons reasons reasons rea rea- sons fo four for this The first and the most important nt is that his ranking as a football coach is too high t to let et him remain out of work for forlong forlong long ong providing that he wishes to continue with the grid sport The second reason is undoubtedly ny rather frivolous out but nevertheless less there here may be just a little truth in n it This is it Ike would make an excellent and pleasing bouncer for or some high class establishment that hat likes to get rid of undesirable patrons but doesn't want to revert to o the old tumble rough-and-tumble tem em As s one should never express an idea without explaining satisfactorily satisfactorily what caused him to exert himself to such a remarkable degree degree degree de de- de- de gree I will tell teIl you oU why I think thin Ike would make a nice respectable bouncer r. r Just before the actual work begins begins begins be be- gins every day that Ike takes the varsity squad through a workout he walks walk with dignified mein to toward toward toward to- to I ward any little knot or people or University students who might have gathered while the athletes were putting on their football togs Showing his luminous teeth in ei either either either ei- ei ther a smile or orn a a squint he addresses addresses addresses ad ad- dresses them approximately as follows follows follows fol fol- fol- fol lows Im sorry but you fellows will have to leave the field There is nothing offensive about his tone or actions and those who are in plain words Kicked out dont don't grumble and feel cheap but labor under the impression tha that i they have been asked to do something something something some some- thing nice and dignified That's the r reason ason t. t |