Show Is Your Mind Sound We are exceedingly grieved for forve forwe forwe we ve have discovered lately that we weare weare are getting sound Of course ourse this the sound-minded- sound ness in itself is good We value it t highly But our sadness arises from rom the fact that we realize that now we will vill have to stop writing because there is obviously no outlet outlet out- out let et for our stuff You might suggest suggest suggest sug sug- gest that we can remedy this by writing learned dissertations for forur lour our ur profs But we desire a wider popularity Then too we take our sound mindedness very seriously and nd we feel so deeply the love of mankind that we really would like to o educate the masses to appreciate appreciate the depth of our thought Of course we know that our soundness of mind is really a defense defense de- de ense mechanism see Doc Beeley ag against our consciousness of lack of f wit Aristotle was right when he ie said that those who cant can't be funny should be sensible But what gripes us is that the modern masses turn this truth around and apply it in a way that doesn't work vork so well i i. i e. e all those who whore are re insensible should be funny for forie forthe forthe the ie logical fallacy involved see Doc oc Ericksen As a matter of fact act they are funny but they cant can't help it and neither can we But what hat we think is the greatest chal- chal I lenge enge to mankind is to be both botn sensible sensible sen- sen senI I sible ible and funny Our sound- sound mindedness here gets the better of ofus ofus ofus us and we must stop for fear of being icing misunderstood as funny this last ast statement is one of the expressions expressions ex- ex of our compensating ac- ac see see Doc Doe Barlow P. P S. S The S.-The The reader will note nofe that one ne of the evidences of of I our sound- sound is our referring the reader read- read er r to tp professors for knowledge P. P S. S her work A chap with as much sex appeal as he should at least give the rest of us poor morsels a little break Gosh I wish that he would leave these girls alone |