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ling an I 1 lt 1 the busts t it le e think I 1 id d be tool fool enough to kipp diggin I 1 I 1 I 1 ou oure re emart smart ain mitt t you no I 1 in jones plain bontol A MISTAKE r P dwle 0 71 F mr air fussy you ve been calling on ray my daughter tor for six 1 fontno now its it a about time you vero nere baying saying something mr adder all right haell you have hen hers vere ere not broomsticks I 1 want some hose said it lady who appeared to weigh about pounds yea yes m said the cleric clerk briskly some thing about an inch la ill illa diameter tsue I 1 what do you mean do I 1 look like a living skeleton beg pardon maam henlery department part ment three to the left this Is t the garden implement dwarf dwart malat ll houston post poet getting reidy editor to foreman of compo composing room teli graph to the foundry for a supply of their latest biggest black type foreman why we e have plenty on band Edi torNo we e it ion lent t bis big enough bee see the acrdnt of those hundred mile an hour haws tta iia well we want bigger scare linc line heads heals than eer ever now shortly judge an amended proposition 11 1 l suppose it andody offered you loud gladly agree to car ly it home honse of course I 1 would dut welpha twenty two tons in gold well eay say id agree to shovel it into m coal bin if an body dumped it into my yard the boston boy mrs ninke binks johnny did you wipe your feet bufore ou came la in i inny no ma am my hoe rhoe strings were knotted and I 1 could not 11 ii 1141 41 them banks what nhat bale base shoestrings strings po iro do with fill wiping our feet johnny well how could I 1 wipe my feet with my shoes on given away did the father give the bride away I 1 1 I 1 should say he did lie ile got rattled and what do you think ho he bald said oi he handed her oer to the groom what it Is more blessed to give than to receive I 1 cleveland leader in the bunker ll 11 mra re greece you t be thinking of golf in church dear mr oreene greene well I 1 really help it you see that mrs stra styles witti ith her bir big hat sat right in front of me and I 1 t get the idea out of m lead ead that I 1 was sas in tho the bunker bunken the cause lie ile the preached a scathing discourse on the extravagance of women she Ys and there hie hl wife sat with it a 17 hat at on I 1 that probably VM the cause of the sermon 1 yonkers stateman statesman latest thing I 1 in automobiles charlie van New newport ports s new automobile will seat forty people great scottt did aou ou say forty sure fifteen doctors fifteen sur our geona geong six dix machinists two tao fine set met tiers hers tho the chauffeur and charlie no wonder jul la lal I 1 yelled the poet vv why h y dont don t you keep that kid quiet the matter with it lit I 1 in sure I 1 dont doit know replied his patient wife I 1 I 1 im rn singing one of your lullabies to the liitle dar darling ifor vote votes the same old wy way it lie a funny remarked the th thought light fill citizen what a funny the laity ny a roan man who spends all his spare time praying tor for the regeneration of hl his party will III get indignant at the that list he vote the opposition ticket for once palla delphia d bulletin finding a name for it george do you see that well dressed man who elands stands out there in the street well be he stares impudent ly at every woman oman who passes can t he lie be arrested it its a disorderly con duct lent ltv it I 1 it seems to me my dear that it la Is more properly high isay rob robbery beryll venerable juliet 1 I see that ile le city of verona bag purchased the house in which romeo Is supposed to have courted juliet indeed Inde edl I 1 wonder onder how they know it its a the right housie I 1 perhaps they cot got some of the ju allete of the modern stage to identify it among the impossibilities johnisee Johni ste leMy my pa pas chern ric ri bern our pa freddie P haps ho Is I 1 but iut he hell 11 never ret get back the money ho he lent tent my pa new yorker AT THE SEASHORE 4 11 14 I 1 tt 4 nora norst how ilow do you like it down heie here cora Co raHne 1 ine I 1 am making my proposal prop oeal engagements ten I liy aye ahead tow w apparently didn t work lite life insurance agent my dear air have iou ou made any provision tor for those who come after ou yes I 1 put the dog at sit the door aud told the servant to may ay im out of toti stray stories gave it up the cull hunk social club baa has ghen glien up KB its annual corn roast why the club president read this arti artl do cle about that man burbank urbank Il having invented A corn discouraged im downright discouraged aid said the he man a ho alwa a looke looks on the dark elile aide of life that a e what I 1 am down right discouraged agats tim the trouble diio that I 1 can remember has produced a day that broke all previous pr elous record records for hint N gatof hat of it well figure it out tor for o 0 suppose it keeps up the he pace for five or 0 1 I ic cara cars more meek mk in vain mrs Jackson Wal paron I 1 know knos do tie bable gaye says dt tit met k ball shall inherit de tie irth a an ded de d I 1 trice tries to be meck as I 1 kin mist I 1 parson dat right fie ott tahl dats nat right mra mrs J 11 ekson hut itil it be jest mals luck when it cornea comes time to me m to inherit dc do earth parth dat darll bd be ral ou ownership puck the suspense Sui penie that kills there appear to bo be much lawlessness about your ton 1 said thil th tend afoot no replied cactus cal I 1 ft 0 boni m on shaird aal fur it round here ah ahl I 1 suppose when hen any bad bail char actor aar drifts into our toan own ou oa imme expel him well er most we suspend eni em fickle woman museum lAvi Ix the bearded lade lada husband has been dead only two months yet shoe sprucing up again 1 manager nhat are the museum lecturer why alty thie this aher after noon abe he appears on an the platform plat forn with her hiskias his kirs trimmed vandyke etyle style puck mr mrs Do olcy deduction I 1 well of 01 seen th tit doc dochter liter an what hat did lie nay say wae was th ill trou brou mel lie dida t any but olm 0 tin to take a ions long ret rest iv ry day I 1 A long reef rest iv ry lay Is 1 ut tie rim dys peps auve ou ve bot got an youre to cure it by th starvation treatment detroit tribune A tell tall from fairyland just by way aa of experiment ebirt bald said the first fairy I 1 appeared to ten inen men at random and asked him to 0 o make a wish and been of them wanted to know ho hou to pla pin the races ant ahl amid the old elf only event but I 1 presume the other others thought the knew puck an irish bull pliay dian didn t ye go to church sure euret bridget 01 had other things to do patrick if it ez had rone gone and heard bermon sermon on absenteeism yo would bave have been ashamed neha ined of aselt fur not beta there new N york weekly saving the cook we are having an awful at our house the cook says she 1 feel feels like jibe leaving our employ every time bho she catch catchen eig eight of my wife A ife and what are you doing about I 1 it I 1 I 1 in trying to kd get ny my wife to se a long vacation strong hint for Gru cherly gloves remarked Grou cherly as a ho he laid aside hip hi paper have only been in uee use about 1100 years I 1 thought I 1 rejoined mr mrs ly that mine were sonie what older but perhaps I 1 may be mistaken sarcastic geraldine gerald it you refuse me 9 I 1 ahall shall put a bullet in fit my brain giraldin 1 A whole bullet oenid of course 1 I sett ou on don t intend to have it go vay ey in judge |