| Show HILLTOP MORE NEW NE BLOOD i Professorial Staff Staf 1 Is Old I Fashioned and Run Down I You n asked for a review of oC faculty Knowing them so 80 well I would rather refuse 11 C but Jut let the thO quips fall faU where lh thy they y j I belong lh They y taught me that criticism was better than flattery that clearness was better belter than fine obscure obscura phrasing t I Your proxy rexy Is not a bad bad- scout but Jut hoja ho no I is ja a terrible gadder Ho Be no more than gets homo home from one that heIs he heIs Is off ort for another Ho ought to be head heart of or a a. traveling lecture bureau He lie Is al also alRo o undermining tho the respect for the f throne Why he Ito Invites any old I person son In itt for a chat and even stooped d do BO so o low as aa to give a feed to a crew 01 ot pigskin chasers Vhal What could re react re- re act ct upon the tho glory and amI power of oC the sOv sovereign Why In a few years ears a band of froth osti will be lie playing tag lag in his hla inner sanctum Your prex has a pretty prellY good bumper In Parmelee He takes to 10 bowling to keep In condition for his job as bouncer He Ile doesn't realize the power of oC the I press He treats them rude Instead of oC 1 Is s tea every noon and Inviting th lh reporters to unlock the official secret riChest r Secluded e In his blockhouse 1 poked awa away In one ono c corner of of your OUI L Lj LI j I building wh where ro he had hait snoozed for the i past twenty years ears Is la a U typical e example I of ot your our progress Women's skirts are so short hort and boys boys' morals to so l lo loose oe Jh t he I the tho world unfit to ln In Your department of or ancient history Is IsI I also old fashioned Take Greek and andI Homan itoman history for instance If Ie you happened happened happened hap hap- to be a graduate of or a. a memory I 6 school hool and have a well developed blot blotting blotting blot blot- ting paper mInd you ou get II by bl big but If It ItI I you ou miss out on what the prof proC says say your our 1 name Is mud j I 1 can can only point with th pride prid at one i shining shining- light on your our piot professorial staff and he lie deserves that h t distinguished l po- po II III on because ho Ito ho Is a a. lower follower of I Woodrow Wilson v YOU NEED NEW NEV BI BLOOD O I |
