Show Letters of a Freshman BAR AR FOLKS D After Atter making fifty trips from the tho ad building to the L. L building building build build- inS ing ing six forty-six to the i. i e. e and thirty to the G. G I finally triumphed overall over overall overall all the Deans Deana and became a registered student at the University of or Utah Incidentally I asked some five hundred questions and received over four tour hundred and fifty flUy answers that must have been wrong as ns asI asI I followed Instructions and made that many mistakes that I already know of I would have got a Job as a guide but I know w too much about the school I was up Ul here last year on High School Day I understand that they have raised the scholarship of the school and I know they have have made mad a Do corresponding raise in the tuition Its It's a a. good thing they raised it because now T 1 will know more when I graduate than dad did It is Just like being around a 0 swell hot hotel 1 at ata a summer Bummer resort up here Everything calls for a tip If you believe a n Prof and go o ahead and make a mistake in rc registering you have to slip someone a half haIt a buck and try it over If It the courses arent aren't arranged arranged arranged ar ar- ar- ar ranged and you have to watt walt a few days till un the school makes its first move you have to donate to the tune of two prefer preter men The first day they fleeced me clean and I didn't gt any of the re regular ar bills bUls paid either The Student body entertained everybody at a a. matinee dance dance last Friday and nd I sure met a flock of girls sorority and otherwise other other- wise I 1 dont don't propose to fall tall for any of them tho as that would break Into my studies but I do intend to make a few teW dates with different ones as the social life lite at college is considered quite important these days Tho The only trouble Is la that some of the fellows have cars and lots lotsof lotsof lotsof of money and when they then take a girl out they spoil her for the tho rest of us They usually pick off ot the good looking ones first The ant ante on t text books Is not to be sneered at It looks to me like the publishers have slipped one ono over on the heirs of Mr Webster the Inventor and got a co copyright on the English Ush language The Tho government government government gov gov- ought to get s-et them for profiteering It only takes the tho price of ot a ton of hay a cow and a half hall d dozen zen sheep to buy some of the larger volumes The Tho campus is 18 beautiful and tho the buildings are all lar larger er than the department store in o our r town In fact the buildings are sd so large that it took me a week to find where one of my classes was being held I Y found where it had been held on the third day but after that they moved around like It was a secret that they wanted to keep There Is 15 a grand opera pera show coming comins- to town next week and I cant can't decide whether to buy a new suit or attend I really ought togo to togo togo go I suppose ai as It would give me a taste for tor high class music but according to the speed by allowance is disappearing I have too many tastes for tor my pocket now noVo Well folks felks If It I r expect to stay In the Institution I Y will have to knock off for tor the time Um being heln and devote a few tew hours to the purpose for tor which I came caine to college Your Tour loving son HEBER P P. P S. S I forgot to add that contributions contributions' are invited as the landlord landlord landlord land- land lord wolfe woke me up this morning at six o'clock to collect my board bill |