Show 9 j philosophical U bilo j observations s a lk 0 0 0 by BYRON WILL M VS I 1 an association of physicians out in loisa has dc declared lared against kissing in other word words the members have joined forces with the railroad magnates who are seeking ting to suppress osculation in depots kisa 1 till the it is now the allied tone forces ot of the doctors and the cows railroaders against the world sentiment is fast come home crystallizing and you must soon line up for or against an ecstacy as uld old as a adam and eve about the cus torn tom cling all the love sentiment aal soul soughing of an affectionate race despite this the doctors ny may we me must clo sigi or horten shorten our lives TAY sem seem to have overlooked the true measurement of life doea does not drowning browning tell us we count time by heart throb throbs not in figure figures on a dial mal who has ha lot not felt bis his or her heart go pit a pat at the amorous touch of a up that a aas kissed and in be doing it if the loots philosophy be correct we wp have prolonged our life rather than shortened it the young nun min who hai haq been spending blo hi vi lammer salary in lit nursing a growing right to elp all the honey from the honeysuckle a bailee chalice will mill never give up being electrified tor for the mere matter ot a few bacilli bacil lit never not it if he has to live so fast in heart throbs that he geta gets a hot box in his interior anatomy and the young lady laity Is she afraid of the cara cars not ot it she loves her Cli charlie arile not with all tle the saw sawbones bones in the country red hags flags and lan ian terns in the middle of the right 0 of wa she had rather feel the lipe lips which press love 3 glowing seal I 1 and die thau live to become as old as methuselah thia this la Is a subject of such vital interest merest as to pronounce the antagonists bravery but even brave braie men are occasionally in error on the other side Is arrayed a deaf determined army of bossers who bave do decided aided to return either with or upon their shields shield still kissing in caie ca ie they are dead of course the klizing would be very still but anyhow they are firmly resolved to take beaumont deaumont and I 1 letcher leti hers a advice and kiss till the cows come home the enemy should beware everything la to fair in love or war Is an old paw mw here flere wo we have both love and war nae e pause to contemplate to what righteous extremes ex the apo etlea ot of the kiss kiy not go in the protection ot of theli thelt rights to drink the nectar of the gods religious wars have been terrible but bill when it cornea comes to the sanguinary effort to tear lip lips from lips that have welded the very souls ot of man and woman look out for the fire fireworks who would not have his worries kissed away after a weary wry day of 0 wres aling with business Collat collatos hs come lay thy head upon my breast and anti I 1 will klos kiss thee into reet rest annl an I 1 who would mould not fight for this phase of life liberty and the pursuit ot of happiness who would not kiss away the tears of those we me lore happier tar far the roan man who truly lives men and by his ht kissing speaks to kindred heart of 0 love in the chamber ot of death angels hover hoier waiting while the lips of the living cling to the lipe lips of the dying the grief of holiest sorrow finds some comfort there speak not of contagion life itself ie to not me dear as a thit long linger ing lat last caress it dyron wrote truly the dearest remembrances of life is to the first kiss of love our sAe test memorial the first kime 0 of love loel the doctor doctors and the rall railroad road presidents would rob us even eyen of cruel wretches ret ches have the no past hive mite they never been kissed hissed or kissed anybody liven philos 1 staid stalo old don jonson new a good thing when he sipped nipped it he its si or leave leme a kiss but in the cup an I 1 I 1 II 11 not look took for wine ine clial says we ic have kissed aay away kingdoms ani ant provinces lenny eon son in locksley hall gives glies hissing kissing a pretty illustration knit nd our spirits nihed together at the touching of the lips denjamin benjamin 1 et at sal sat I 1 a kise hiss from his mother made him a pain painter terl thus we reallie realize that the associations of osculation have cpr been ardett rd ett alwaes demonstrative and generally holy the anti antil kissers may embarrass some g salt whose sweetheart etheart has ben been almost alet td but not quite et further than his ills they are helpless vie I 1 e atre were kliber when we se were sere babies not only on an tho the face and lips but on the feet As children we were hissed kissed anil and kissed each other as sweethearts we got together somehow when the moon was under a cloud clond or both hid our eyes shut at the th bridal altar we have kissed our troth anew in sunshine and sorrow over the cradle and the grave have our lips met in communion and anti doctors or no doctors we are going to keep up the good work as long as there la Is anyone left who deeon t dodsol ours Is a race of imitators ahen hen cain in tho the deep grass discovered a funny bug and bandied handled it abd had to do to ike ise I 1 if I 1 there ha I 1 been another pair of adam and eve in the garden of clen liten and the rhe imitator die gumbei numbe two had bad seen uve eve number one tempt and the adam number on she would have base turned a back originator somer somersault bault quicker than scat to find main X lam number two and anti tempt him and adim ad un number two seeing adam number one tempted boull m out I 1 have lain a awake ake nights but that he too have teen en scripted arom from the time to the later days men has imitated the faults and successes of others the small boy who sees the neigh bora bors loy toy smoking grapevine emoke smoke wood and burning all the coating on off his tongue dil haunt the river rier shorn tor for hours looking for the smoking material ohp aade boy gron gro n il to mans t state will toll tall with might ani brain dilating every nerve i aaning with tension his muscle to follow in the toot steps of some more toward brother moses waa wai the first and und ever since then raen men and saw sawbucks bULks have haie benn imitating him and faring variously BO so to speak the prince of fashion starts a new style and the cholly boys are his prototypes as soon as the little tailors can rut cut and sew the cloth some time ago we are told toh in nib dib leal histon there was an elijah in these later daya days along corres a man named Alexa alexander dowie dowle and proclaims himself liljah a incarnation a second edition the dowle aljah business Is so good another imitator has ail ailen ailien ien to file his hlo jalm for notoriety this mans name Is john hoppo of albany minn anil and he ite claims to be john the baptist II 11 the world Is full ot of imitators tiers are too many martir imitators and not enough originator 4 it ther them nere mere fawer of the former a ay I 1 more of tha latter there would pit be such le thorr of conditions in the general lines of trade men aten fa fabio fan hio after each voler too much suppose our gift grest men the men who have hane the steamship the telegraph the telephone the vire wireless leote tele Z 2011 the built the Dro brooklyn oLlyn bridge and fashioned automobiles of progress had bail been raer mere we would mould be a set let of plod plodders dere still it to s the men rho do not imitate but tho T ho branch out into heretofore unknown and lines who make ruske this old globe mare trot quit imitating and work awhile on perpetual motion lou ou wont invent an but it will be good independent practice like a rainbow in a drouth even like r an tn unexpected hort heritage tage comes the joyous tiding tidings that the buckwheat crop this season seamon Is a aumill humdinger a g er I 1 it la is greater than for vears rm what a soothing comforting please pas pass sound this news has it puts our troubles to sleep the N hat care we us for a shortage in coal in cyp in meat Fla 1 ma ba a we not the festive brown and palatable buck wheat flapjack tep jack to cheer ir as through the long daas da of or winter the cak cake Is c lop aru ard delicious how low il it melts an on the tongue rhen hen coated as ih butter or maple syrup or er both it Is to a cake rake tor for the rich rith ah u well as tho poor and sale enless a 8 few kernels of ground corn an are alfted in to make it digestible it Is ft a cake fet felt the physician as well lother tether used to make buckwheat dap flapjacks jacks she plied piled them before you oa on a R bikrest br krest platter until ou on could scarcely see over and then you att at away aay the barriers and went free r to school as an full as u k toad that haj been a i i k ng wind from front a garden hose bose let chopa fall and the harv of bs be short trust trusts at us 01 up a and ad politicians tm up with plenty of hn hit takes ami evil o 0 we will alv happy untrammeled by cir neander ne ancer and unfettered by lot I 1 y anse kings kingo of ot the table serfs sort only when the buckwheat bin Is in capt lour scratching we arill when the lord or the th tuil or a tt it was made trouble hal finished hie hill IK it of on and was about to break the mold an imp roost must har hars happened aloni and insisted that he h out a busybody in tho th sam box the busybody t any rate trouble and busybodies bare have boen stal stalk k Is leg ing over tha land la in cewe ever lace considered th the evolution of things A busybody in a neighborhood lb au like arpen apples in a boys stomach the heartache and pains that date their primordial betna from the tongue of the busybody buy body are as grains of sand on the sa sea hore shore A tongue which Is to hung on a middle nil dille pivot and wags ago at both ends is more to be eared feared than a smallpox epidemic or an infusion of black leg into a community of the nude for art arts a sake N hen a busybody gets into the front row raw on the stage of life the devil winks the other eye takes a creme de menthe and goes to sleep for a fortnight knowing all things will be well cared for during his reverie |