Show toung toon king kin alton seems to regard spain as quite a neat plaything A man who hi Is too to own an all automobile the danger of daiv ing one I 1 many a man unald rather ruther give hi his rife wife too if lit lie had it than g shopping luK on arconi consideration the french have aided nut not to hate have a revolution at this lime if the boer doer generals gene ralo like to hear bh t houting outing let them wait until they come to this country th the e latest combination naturally lead 1 I to the inquiry ahat bat hall shall the har harvester lIcAter gamst bo be in venezuela the rebels want to be the government a while and to let we other fellows fellous be the rebel rebels the boy who waste to be like tracy should seriously reflect whether he woul I 1 liko like to end like tracy and poor old william waldorf astor didn dian t even have a chance to stand outside and hold the horsen 1 I haa has shown that it Is pos mule stole to organize a trust so big that one human brain can t manage it the new inconspicuous uniforms of our soldier soldiers will ill not serve to make their deeds of daring less noticeable A philadelphia man has tean asleep ten daye days nothing like the profound quiet julet of that town to induce slumber those who have investigated the noiseless mosquito gay say it la to fully quipped equipped in all its business depart ments the lair relatives have been so busy quarreling over u the relate estate that they have had no time to xa tear tears A leading american actress has tins jut just ordered fifteen wonderful parts gowns for the elevation of 0 the drama next winter it Is 1 said that tho the chinese although a mu musical aleal people time have no national air mr air sousa should promptly remedy this deficiency uen clency ily fly this time king edward should be well enough accustomed to his new crown to leave it on the hatrack hit track when hi hs goes in to dinner the man who has bought santos dumones airship now haq a chance to ret get his new newn in the papers and maybe on a tombstone too young voting millie K vanderbilt says hes he going to null quit being an automobile borcher Kor cher lie must know of some other fast game gama that la Is less danger an oua one of the old settler says chicago Is derived from an indian word mean ing strong perhaps he lie In indiana lians got their first impression from the stock yards the crown that king edward wore for a short urn tim may be worth 4 GOO but th e 6 no question that a so cant hammock k hu h li U it in 1 much wore corn fordable for table A man in topeka went to a dentist to have lave a tooth tilled filled and robbed the tile dentist of all hie his gold evidently the dentist didn dian t properly property kill 1111 the pa lent a nerve commend us to the parts paris matin tor for journalistic gallantry the only thing doing in the boril of continental news and the story killed at the request of a woman no father of a 5 year old will say ay that the 10 just paid by a new jersey street railway company for causing the loss of a little girl a hand in a trolley car accident was too much A japanese philanthropist ie Is to the fore with the discovery that the leaf of the coffee plant rolled in a cigar ette tte and smoked will produce an in tense dislike for tobacco smokers should take war warning nimr the king of threw off his coat cost the other day and assisted in rescuing twenty three persons from drowning lie he Is the kind of king that would have thrown ott off his crown bad had he happened to bare have it on at the time the refusal of the government to give back to spain artillery taken in cuba bax has created a bad impression la in madrid considerable anxiety will be aroused throughout america when this Is generally known A corn crop of fully 2 bushels Is e now aj thus making cerbin that there will be enough corn for making whisky with a lot left for those who prefer orn bread much interest Is ill displayed splayed among the brethren of the road it the case of the lockport man who eats drinks and steeps sleeps at one and the same time dr bourgart Bour cart the swiss awl minister to london has refused to come came to wash legion ington it will BOW cow be b necessary ne essary for washington to go to the mountain |