Show hay slay ought to put her li la in a safety deposit vault instead ol 01 her diamonds any ot of the seaside resorts buld at ford to pay hobson a handsome handsom salary to parol the banks they eay say that jim hill winta wanta a port in labrador what for Is be he going to join the ice trust young willie K vanderbilt ha lits been hurt in an automobile coll leloh add one more mare to the hat list of hermos Geron geronemo auto to hunt down tracy aad aud it might be a goo gool I 1 way to dispose of the pair wr to let him try it the cear of ruela russia la to going to fight the trusts ob tush stop the nihilists first and get a deputa tion king edward edard is going to visit tho the czar in september that u aay young man certainly has himself bellid for a time the latest lady ot of note not eor or rather of notes to take a young husband Is teresa carreno of concert fame lucky youth ok oklahoma abouna Is trying to attract a col eat ony any of finns this will do away with any uny further fear in regard to high wa ter la 13 that locality it is laid said tbt tb th t prime minister bal 1 four avoids reading the I 1 ondon daily newspapers nevertheless he Is a a very well informed man it la is reported that the united states wants to buy Oreen greenland land can it be becos poe elble sible that the government ie Is planning to go into the to io t o business when golf first became popular in this country the critics said it was an old mans game the boys seem to be doing fairly well at it however it ta Is said that mr air balfour tho the new british premier ts Is very lazy lie ile seems however to have had bad energy enough to pick out the right kind of an uncle sir llan lim cher professes I 1 the great eat admiral ad mirat in for american news papers this should block the cur rent tendency in some quarters to call him a chink A chicago man who Is being sued for by a woman who ho claims that he tried to kiss her says she la Is crazy it doe does look like a pretty big price for a pere try if it the competent hen lien which the tho government geological surrey survey demands falls to make good she can be beheaded without fear of appeal or of at a party issue at A buffalo a new tug hag bag been named the mary Afa cLane no doubt it will oil tae vie surrounding nir air vita moke smoke until it is a very good illta tion of the dutte butte atmosphere ard it van an lust just a it common ordinary street car that rolled uncle russell Ilu isell in the mud it was also the ordinary practice of trying to board a moving car that gave this car its opportunity some of the novel writers are protesting against the great amount of advertis lag the publish publishers art are ar doing th tho protesters we notice are the poor fellows whose publishers dont don t advertise dihe nea nes that the crowd prince ol 01 slam siam Is to come to this country with a R small will be disappointing to the society girls who have begun to depend on royal suites for tot retreat recreation ion and flirtation the duchess of marlborough who Is aid said to have spent vander bilt dollars on her coronation finery should be thankful that the great pageant will tale tate place before bolero the fashions chae chu ige hussel russell sage fell from the platform pl of a nw now york street car the th other day and escaped being rua run over he lie wasat wan t hurt but will ab aty y insist on having bis his nickel returned anyway the sultan of zanzibar ibar Is dead and na the dispatch announcing the utts fat says mays all Is quiet here zanzibar must be out of those outlandish places where people don I 1 shoot off fireworks when somebody dies the sultan of turkey threatens to buld a fleet of warships in order to stop ot at it Eu european roean from bullying hira him why should the sultan be worried at the bullying as long as ft 11 never goes aay any farther in view of the tact fact that tho th police of posen will have to take extra precautions to insure his safety while he is visiting there it would eem seem that emperor william cn can get got into the enemy country with without ut crossing the borrer according j reports time allesi roosevelt Hoose veU has been enga engaged geil to six ayoung men all stranger stringers toi to her within the past four we weeks weeke eke some same labody must bo be to gums the right one if he has his to name evry every ATal lable mam u la in the country |