Show can it be possible that nobody la Is loing to dramatize mary Nac maclane Laae pierpont Fler pont morgan might make a bit hit now by assuming control of hose vol canoes the farmers need not starve so 0 o long as the beef trust compile comp tie them to keep their cattle it Is considered a nal dered no feat at all for a chicago footpad to walk off with a pound church bell A good many people think that go r don ford was primarily responsible for the murder of his son the porterhouse steak Is now the piece de do resistance to all who kick against the beet beef trust prices there are so many schools bugnon but none of them to aches people how to know when they are becoming borea bores potatoes command ibin mand such an tant price this yea that they cannot be aeed as corks for gasoline cans if those volcano manifestations in central america continue texas tanda stands a chow show of losing the rest of at its oil it Is sug gestel as a probability that the I 1 reach do their voting on sun days to make their calling and elec tiou sure the travel la in airships will be temporarily pora rily depressed by unfortunate accident to senor severo severe the brazilian aeronaut venezuelan rebels are about to become the government and thua thus allow the other fellows follows to bo be the rebels for a change with a cannon that will throw t two wa tons of metal ninety miles at every effort germany ought to be able to keep the peace if it a mane mans greatest joy Is in anthel pation wllliam waldor waldorf astor Is tainia being allowed to get the full benefits of that peerage even if At minister inister wo wn ting fang confesses publicly that ho he copan t like ping pong but considers it a child ish sh game there ere are cottiers there la in enough mischief cooked up on tup of at the earth without the interior of 0 the pesky thing cutting in with volcanic eruptions to aad to the sum total life ufa in new jersey Is ia indeed strenuous the farmers aro are not yet skilled enough to dodge automobiles and the mosquito season comes oi 01 apace space bob FlO simmons will attend the coronation festivities in london and expects incidentally to land a few crown punches where they wilt will do the most good the ancient order of hibernian has 1133 started a crusade against irish comedians not as patriots patr lots but on behalf of playgoers we taki pleasure in enlisting at last accounts the ancient order ct of united Haye Ilay eeds seeds had bait not formally protest td d against the further caries turing of reuben on the togo to go and in the sheets university of chicago girls have qa 40 0 knocking one another senseless cas while playing basketball basket ball why not avoid the danger by them have the use of the gridiron T the delegate delegates to the federation meeting ID iv loa los angeles will return to their respective homes with Imp improve 1 plans plant for the future and about flaty sew rew varieties of bower flower seed steel magnate schwab gave to his associates at Pitt pittsburg a dinner dincer which cost a plate it likely however that the chief expense wee in tha the stutt stuff they got at on their plates somebody hot shot at the emperor of china the other day the bullet going high above him head bead the emperor might learn something om ething to hie his addan tag tags by searching the empress dol do ger ager andrew andre w carnegie has landed safely safety on his way to his castle in scotland d the only bondt r Is that during his voyage he did not evolve some scheme for floating libraries to circulate between port ports the last surviving pensioner of the war of 1812 celebrated hid one nun hun dard and second birthday at bis his home la in ava N Y a day or two ago age eyl deally he h has felt all along that he bad had something worth living for many medical authorities insist tb that at tle itle undue consumption of at imants is the cause of much disease la in this view the beef trust tru may be regarded by vegetarians in to the light of a benefactor of humanity instead of a scourge A new york paper calls attention to the fact that it Is felony to stamp a itlene alece a 0 lead a nickel or a quarter ter tT while it Is I 1 no noi a crt ert je se to stamp white mad sand as sugar thia this Is perhaps bo be cause the crime in each ease case congou tin 10 being found cit it |