Show I 1 THE 11 OF LIFE MERRY JESTS TURNED OUT CUT BY THE OFFICIAL was willing to divide the chewing gum knew how tha the estate would be divided blamed the elephants for the quality of ivory elephant humbugs customer I believe you yon are the th man of whom I 1 bought thie this ran raim t I as e I 1 old sold you that cao ease ard AT il you said sold the handle 41 wai mas or of genuine stavin ivory and ad I 1 find and that it to artificial proprietor 1 I cant help it I 1 import my ivory direct from ceylor ara the only explanation I 1 can give is that toe tao elephant elephants ha hat e taken to wear weer ing te tato 1100 tucks tusks he knew the jonea boys old jones joses Is dead I 1 eee see I 1 wonder h bow ow hia file estate will be it ria ans a pity that it can t W u kept together A good deal of it NN will III be scattered ed widely in small amounts I 1 fancy but tout there will be a pretty good block lor fur each of the residuary legatees who ho are they oh the chorus birli union and the whisky trust detected jholmes took tool up tip the aub sub eject of the burglary boldly yc u eay say he remarked iced ked that the thief stole miss Smart leighs gloves lea lee said the lady of the house one pair of gloves 11 II ml m mused the famous det detec tec live it Is as I 1 suspected lie ile her right and left language it a wonderful erful said the meditative man how one small word 11 cant in itself may induce an endless train of thought sp speaking Laking volume volumes in fact yes replied the caustic mn lake the word but for instance when a woman says of course it its s none of my business but perfectly correct A gentleman was one day visiting a friend friends s house and while strolling in the garden came across his little boy and speaking to him said well my little man how old are you 1 ahe I he child answered five and what are you going to ber be six apprehensions 1 I am very much afraid said he be man with the melancholy manner that this prosperity will not last well answered the genial person ray my friend be the professor lays says that one of these days the entire solar eye tern Is going to smash dut but we might as well enjoy a ir irs elvea while we can NO help at all you will marry a tall dark gentleman said the fortune teller exanie ing the lines in the fair hand that t help me despairing ly replied the lovely blonde who bad had called to consult her all three 0 of them are tall anu and dark choice of two evil evils distracted wife 1 ira I m going to the dentists to have this tooth out just mind the baby till I 1 come back husband Itus band with alacrity 1 I ou mind the baby acance go and get a tooth pulled out just one moment mom nt A I 1 visitor to jail why are you here prisoner a pickpocket I 1 am here as a result of a moment of abstract tion between friends dagg my wife asked me for money monet agan agnon last night diggs pshaw nothing to the bump I 1 got this morning 1 diggs hows that diers I 1 asked my wife tor for money and she hadu hada t any to give me could sympathize bojack here a an amount of how a man wrote a lore loye letter and got into trouble by it I 1 can sympathize with that fellow how I 1 happened to get married A fr fair proposition 31 merchant if ir i employ ou cu it mast must be understood bat we are u to charge you for all the you malie make applicant tha that a e all right it if youl you Is reward me for the mistakes I 1 dont make one ono reason briggs wonder why whir they cu biose those designs on stockings clocks grieto because are mt sot by them perhaps sure to say it they tooti stood ca cu the lava of the little collind that had u acen dibi detroyd royed by the volcano blaming torrents still ran don the 1 I tee of the mountain while the very at ai seemed full of fire k man who all along had seemed to b be making every effort to control hino elf at last turned to a companion ad remarked 1 Is I it hot enough or youa you the rho taste task of hurling him into the crater was indeed a rind glad from the woe woo of the inhabit talt taits the lease was signed but the parlor to Is so 0 o awfully aau small saki the prospective tenant lee w and the parlors in the adjoin ing bouw houses are jut just as bull small replied iba th agent thais the beauty of e it if that a not much comfort for tar me ob yes ye your eee see neither slither ot of your neighbor neighbors has room for a plane wanted too 4 e teacher are you chewing gum boy les maam teacher give it to me met DO boi no I 1 won t give you halt half she want any mrs kits dut but what s all thia this talk about woman a rights the professor it its s an effort to alsee woman oman and man or an equality its overby out but hats woman done that eho she should be brought down after that fashion no air 1 I 1 dont don t anything to do with ith your wo anina aln a rights had him about right clara half the time he saya says he diesti t know whether I 1 love bim or not about one quarter he hopes that I 1 do and the rest he think i I 1 ay and in addition he Is nearly always utterly miserable maud well I 1 ra glad you re making such a success of the affair sympathy Sym pithy mrs call how ilow do you liko like new cervant girl U a hiram often offen well she abea a very sympathetic mrs call la Is she mra mrs hiram offen yea yes every urn time I 1 complain of a headache she declares she has hrs one too the finlan teas tess ilas your family made any plans for the summer et jess well ma says well wo 11 take a cottage at newport for july and au gust tess how itow about september r T jess pa say saya well have to take what we can 1 let et then at the tle alms bouse certain advantages hobble aln aint t yer yet vaccination heal ed up yet james naw robbie geet geel don t it make yer yet feel bad james naw the doctor told mom I 1 take a bath till it was ul all healed up time for a new job mickey wot male yer yet quit yer yet lob job jimmie cos do boss bass had u record of all till me relations lovs wot died luat 1 zt sum mer an ho he wouldn t let me use any of era em over again it I 1 don t git a new job I 1 can I 1 see no ball games judge A cheerful giver and arent you going to give yur penny for the poor heathen asked the sunday school teacher reproving IF 1 oh I 1 pose spose replied little cobble as he held it out reluctantly I 1 lf it you think they need it sursen I 1 do not a language tor tar boaster boasters somebody has discovered that ju 11 j aus capsar didn dian it talk about hi hie 4 campaigns dut but then perhaps perham julo jule was a little ashamed of the imperfections of his latin wat he was looking for agent here sir air I 1 a book th shiuli be in every family 1 I contain contains a receipt for avery everything thing sir str every overy thing cholly olve give me three copies it if it his a receipt tor for my tailors bill I 1 it take five ave not his fult how flow did your wrather predict les turn out the pe prediction diction wa was all right an a the prophet a little sternly but somehow or other the weather went wrong aln the 1 I hear bear y youre O 0 ure going to file lite a chia against aKil nit taj city yea yes and after ive filed flied it I 1 sup up poe pose the jary jury will chop it and saw aw it and ad saava it down to |