Show MORE OR LESS FUNNY tho the status 1 III I jes want a ticket to Co Coon onville villo single ot no man maul I 1 iho u bo bon ii married to eoa da d hs las nino nine puck at tech greaser did ou hear about jones grinder no what is it I 1 noticed ho lie did not come back this ear greaser tho the faculty pardoned him out bo two yeara years before his hig term was nas served Ir harvard arvard lampoon IT AMUSED THE BABY hero here is an incident which it is alleged took place in a well known shop in tho the tottenham court road it was a broiling day in july when two fashionably dressed ladies leading by the hand a little child of three entered the carpet dp depart art ment went and asked to sm somo sonio car peti letof of various arlous maks koll roll after roll was dw displayed played to them by tho the obliging but perspiring assistant but aill they crave 1 I 1 for more 17 liko 1110 olive oliver of old at last one ono looking at her watch observed 1 I think dair perhaps wu wo had butter go now to which her friend ralpl replied I 1 L d 6 1 11 I do dont n t t think I 1 un k wo no need necil go for t fim nit yot yet dear its w u hot outside ou taide and be bidia aidt B baby likes seeing him roll thun outi st janus uitto THE THE intimidating WIDOW when docs dols the next train that stops at montrose kave here bore asked tho the resolute widow at the booling office window have to wait ali five e hours inaam maam 11 1 11 I dont think eo so well perhaps ou know better than I 1 do YM i sirl sir and perhaps you know better than I 1 do whether ul tether I 1 am expecting to by that train myself or whither I 1 am in quiring for a relative that visiting at my bousel ho use I 1 and maybe may bo you think its our busin bu tsi to stand behind there find nd try to instruct people about things they know as well as you do if not better 1 and perhaps learn some day to give people civil when they ask ou on uvil man boutmy opinion layou 13 you 1 yes gasped the book ing clerk london answers THE fhe DYE OF HIS BLOOD mr stuart sturt with a number lumber of bachelor friends lives on mcmillan illan sn street near woodlawn avenue east walnut hilk he usually takes a constitutional each morning and not long since noticed that thu upper parti jf if the telephone tole poles in the vicinity of hie his residence were being doco de corol rati with coats of md irid grett paint one ono morning as U I 1 0 was pati eing iano 0 of the poles an irishman acot scat fed ed on top carelee bly let drop a it can ot of tho the green paint it strook the sidewalk and n was as liberally spattered pattered about none nolte of it lio however by exceeding good luck besmeared smeared bo tho imma bulato trousers rs of mr stuart A moment later ati aurthor othor irish in in appeared upon the scene and it the ivon paint spilled all over thy sidewalk looked up and 1 I inquired of hn hii comrado aloft havo had 11 i hemorrhage cincinnati in purer wanted B thu the AmE american hoople a patent indestructible naval warranted not to rade or shrink life natural remarks they were ft ere talking about brets my fa favorite ahe alto said ij 14 tb tho oak it is so noble so magnificent in its strength but n what hat is your fm favorite yov you ho he replied tit bita bits not recognized a smoke old man jack thanks dont care if I 1 do if tom find that id Is some thing like a cigar jack aftin a fea fe a puffs B george thero there is ii a slight rosem resemblance bl what is it tit bits bing yes thata half a dozen doctors have gi given on him up at various times during hu his life wing what was the trouble with him bing he pay Us bille tit bits that lait atory story of van Is angular mush yes ho he wrote it for a cereal story ory indianapolis newa news the blessings of fashion downer 1 I lam am viry glad iiii it N gool good f form rm not to wear a watch with a 0 dreas sult upper downer bilaude Bi caude I 1 never have haie my dross suit and watch at the samu lime time tit aits ono exception did you e ever or syu su a scotch collie that was not named laddie laddio yea yes wo we had one raie once what was its name lassie smart sot set longer than E ever or before do we live longer inquires an at es tomed contemporary wo ivo aro are almost sure of it wo we noner lived so long before in ili all our life tit kansas city cit journal waiters watters arithmetic waiter I 1 md find I 1 have lust enough lioney to bwy for the dinner but I 1 have haie nothing in the vay of a tip for yourself let lot mo me add up the bill again sir 1 moonshine it had first doctor has tho the trouble reached an unite stage second doctori 1 should sty it had ive p r jl him forty six visits and I 1 received a cent on it account 11 puck an early start dentist when did your teeth first bin to trouble you on air I 1 the victim when I 1 was about year old chicago daily newa newts tho the wife of a finist er in west virgina liaa has been married times sa a an ex change cli ango her nit maiden namo name was wa partridge her first husband was earned named bobin robin her second sparrow and her present ones name is quayle there are aronow now tu 0 rob ius one sparrow and three little in the family one grand father waa was a swan und and another a jay but hoe hes dead and now a bird of paradise they hio in on avenue illo canary aland and tho fillo who roto this articia is n lyro bird ind and an in fit torro relative of 0 tho family |