Show SHE GOT THEM MIXED explanation dawned rapidly on an mind of housewife A lady walked into a grocers shop one day with her iier sleeves turned up to her tier elbows elbom 4 and a fighting light in her ees ithie ere she observed with a sniff as su barged a piece of yellowy substance on the counter I Jlii the soap soup that doeg the 11 of itself the soap what makes evry ivashin day a kind of glorified bean ft feast the soap aliat what gits all the linen aa as white as snow and as ajeet as a hazle nut by dinner time and lots the happy housewife spend the rest of the day tiny piaia with the children and here am I 1 been sc rubbin three mortal hours with ith that lump and aint got so much lather out of it as I 1 could git from a brickbat 1 I be your pardon ru remarked marked the grocer but it the soap your little boy came in here yesterday for half hall a pound of both soap and cheese the cheese the tile cheese gasped the lady that accounts for the other thing then the tile other thing queried the grocer yes the other thing camo came the reply 1 I was la iain in awake halt half the night won Non dorin wha what it was made the welsh rabbit wo we had for supper taste so funny kansas city independent |