Show astrology in the street ut yes said a seedy man on tho the broad street curb 1 I am on my uppers on account of astrology an astrologer t tro loger told me to sell short be kuse as he said tho the market was going down with a crash he proved it by a horoscope that looked like a chinese pinwheel ho he said that mercury controlled that saturn was as making trouble with mercury or f that sort and be helped by jupiter t well by jupiter I 1 took his ad vice and sold all sorts of stuff that I 1 never owned that nigh when I 1 looked at the sky I 1 saw my mistake for there was taurus on a rampage and the great bear toppling ready for a fall the next morning ho lie fell all over mer the stock exchange up went the market and up I 1 went with it 1 I learned that horoscopes that dont take into account the attitude atti tudo of the bull and the great bear are of no use new york herald |