Show BY a BYM WILLLAM ILIS how it t was he started a trust bu but t it blew up and bust and the man who had started it ho lie up and cussed and that was as the end of tho the trust bastl under difficulties 1 I thought yer bon auz uz a travel ln in Manch whitin fer one 0 them newspapers he ile is uncle john 1 I dont see bothin writ by him in th tribune no hes lies writing under tinder a nom de plume 11 dear suz you dont say did it fall on him no no a nom de plume a oh I 1 see hes t come out an write in th open well by hen id rather hide under a haystack than risk it and git shot by them russians this war bieness is erful risky bent it when a man a woman ind delleth his wife what she wore verily the better half halt need have no fear but if he one and not what she wore it is written beware the man in the first instance leketh not the woman unduly and he survoy eth her clothes but in the sec ond he hath become so enamored of her face that he could not for the life of him tell whether she wore a worth gown or a calico runabout in the country I 1 would like to be out in the country today to pet the new colt on the neck to scatter the pigs alth ith a sudden bof I 1 bof boff and list to the woodpecker peck I 1 would like to be out in the country today and teach the bullcalf bull calf how to drink to wander alone by the sinuous paths achs to dream in the wood woodald woo dand and to think I 1 would like to be auz out in the country today to lie on the bank with a book A COME and list with a thrill to my very hearts core the orchestral rill of th 0 brooki I 1 would like to be out in the country to day where blue denim shirts are in style atwould lighten my worries and give me more vim to eat country grub for I 1 would like to be out in the country to theace The day fact act Is im turgid and a cross id S throw myself down don ln in excuse me dear friend I 1 hear him approaching the i basal the fat man asked the small boy it if the ice was safe and tho the lad replied yes if you skate fast enough many a business today to day is being ca conducted n on the same inadequate safeguard just about the time we get used with a full beard to a g mans looks be he visits the barber and we have to begin all FU over again |