Show will ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM SWEAR money in his pocket when he thought he was penniless 1 11 I was brought up to use a good line of talk says a young man who lives out near the catholic university ive been married now six months and the only time my wile wife has ever heard a curse word from my lips was last sunday morning I 1 went to a poker party over by the navy yard saturday night my wife knew I 1 was going and just to show her what a harmless little game it was going to bo be I 1 gave her most of ray my money before I 1 left home it was a very mild game we p played but the grain of the table was against me and by midnight I 1 was broke I 1 want to make malce a touch right there so as I 1 was young and strong I 1 con concluded eluded I 1 id stroll downtown and borrow car fare of a newspaper man I 1 knew know it was a nice night for a walk well I 1 frisked into the newspaper mans office and found that hed gone to Balt baltimore linore ive lived in washington all my life but I 1 am not known at any hotel there was no place where id be allowed to stay without baggage except on the C 0 D basis so off I 1 set for home alone in the starry night with a brandner brand new pair of patent leathers on I 1 romped under tinder the wire two lengths ahead of the milkman and went to bed along about 9 my wile came in and woke oke me the matter I 1 said are they ready to amputate ray my feet 1 I just wanted some money for the sunday papers said she picking up my vest t have to pawn something I 1 said tin im broke she was poking in my watch pocket dont take my watch I 1 said 11 1 I dont want it she answered 1 I want that 5 bill I 1 put here before ou went away it was there too I 1 bet you any man would have said exactly what I 1 said gald |