University of Utah Student Newspapers | 1921-11-15 | Page 2 | The Glad-Handers

THE GLAD This Is about time for the drive of or handers glad the students who have failed to keep their work up to tho the proper standard whether because the they were indulging in talk-talk talk sessions or or dating or Just plain lazy About this time these thes self confessed failures will be slipping sUpping up UI to the Instructor and asking foolish Coolish questions and trying the Hatter flatter the pedagogue Into letting them through easy One popular professor made his Declaration of Independence lade Indo last spring when ho he Informed the feminine members of his class that they had better study for next blue book along with tho the mere mer males as ns no weeping and walling wailing Into dainty handkerchiefs would help heli them If tho they didn't know enough about the tho course courso to pass the forthcoming blue book If your Bol respect self ct does not rebel at tho the thought of this handing glad your common sense should warn you The Instructor has been heen through college too too too- perhaps even has pulled the same thing you consider so original And after nil all tho the amount of ot time spent In n handing gland is usually more than that necessary to really pass the course on your merits Dont Don't glad hand It isn't worth it H. Dall Dally Daily i I I