Show I. I C M NI U N I CAT I 0 I DAVID STARR JORDAN Why did tho the students of or the tho Unto Uni- of or Utah bring disgrace upon I this beloved Institution by all tryIng try- try in Ink Ing to go to assembly the sarno same day In doing this they havo have also brou brought ht disgrace upon our state Now tho the whole world will l Know now v that we haven't an assembly hall hail largo large enough to accommodate us IS they will wItt guess that w wd wi are a poor state l Before Be cI c- c fore now OW Institutions have become so social so- so cial oUt outcasts because se they did not have Ve money to l keep cep Up tip appearances Sup- Sup I posS flos we are ostracized socially We VO II may be shunned and by the tho great grem men of ot our land Wo We may never a again aln b bo honored by another speaker like David Starr Jordan Someone should have taken tho the great man aside and asked him to keep our secret with us WE ARE S For a n. long time we have gonG gone on the policy that nothing matters mallers n as long as It Isn't found out but ut now Dr Jordan has discovered our duplicity du du- du- du What will he think df of r our dur student body bodY of of us who havo have boasted boasted boast boast- ed of or our two thousand stu students Until t tOday ay our students havo o he been n discreet they have stayed away front assemblies l because they iv were vere rc thoughtful thought thought- ful human beings with big hearts and had a great l love c for tor the tion People who dl didn't nt know all this have scored the attendance at nt our out as assemblies assemblies assemblies as- as Once when the Sons o otho ot of tho the merican Revolution were offerIng offerIng offerIng offer- offer Ing a medal for the best hest oration on Ij patriotic subjects the students nil all stayed awa away so 80 that S. S A. A R. R would not gueSs gUells that our assembly was only largo enough to accommodate about 25 per pcr cent of or us DISGRACE OUR STATE But nut Friday wo we forgot our ourselves elves VeW Ve We W were re so 60 filled with the spirit of the disarmament that wo we forgot to stay aw away and we h havo vo disgraced our state In the eyes of or one whom we All honor We Ve packed our assembly g han hall wo we stood on each others other's feet we wo sat on each others other's laps wo we stood fifteen fifteen tir- tir teen deep leep In the back buck of or tho the room wo we lined the tho sides of or the tIle room three dep What Hat this do us Not much The unfortunates s in the rear did not Know now whether Dr Jordan was talking about the tho peace conference or advising us to go to war with Japan I Fifteen en hundred of us who went t to I assembly were vere t turned U aWn aWay Vay l j hun hundred rc of OC us did not hear one the great man said and almost jt many of ot us ua did not even see him made a fino flue showing I David Starr Jor Jordan an will I Igo go back bade to the universities of or and Stanford Jour looy over their g assemblies and breathing a sigh of ot lief Her ho he Vill probably thank G he ho Isn't one of oC best Ii lJ 11 PIT |